But my stats tell me that this blog has readers from all over the world and especially the USA, so I was thinking it might be time for a post especially for the American subs. No - I don't mean one using particularly short and simple words. I do that anyway, because I am well aware that many of this blog's readers are male and I don't think it's fair to make it too difficult for them to follow, in the brief amount of computer time they're allowed. I mean a post that helps US visitors to Europe navigate the complex but fascinating cultural backwaters my tired old continent possesses.
So here - in a bid to alienate the majority of my readership - is some advice to a US sub, visiting Europe. Have a nice day now, y'hear?