Oppressive domesticity

...it's the best sort.

Some wives can be so possessive... probably best to humour her.  Maybe she'll get it out of her system some day.

Looks like she needs to make a choice.  You're her husband, that should count for something, surely?

Wouldn't want it to be too easy.

After a busy day's housework I once asked my SO what she'd do without me - I mean, I can't imagine her doing the ironing or the washing up!  "Get another one, just like last time", apparently.

Well, I'm glad she had a proper massage.  My own masseur seemed to have entirely the wrong idea about what I was after - left me feeling quite stiff and sore, to be honest.

Abject pleasure

Any prisoner being mistreated has the right to protest about it, too.  As much as he likes.

Shame really... if the two of you were gay, you could save a lot of money by doing this voluntarily instead and not paying her to force you.

The lovely Goddess Snow, who makes the most wonderful tease videos in which she induces uncontrollable erections by... well, by existing really.

It's complicated.  To be honest, I don't quite understand it myself.  But she assures me there is a very good reason and I don't like to argue.

I do occasionally wonder - especially when bent over and quivering in fear while being caned - what life would have been like if I'd had a different sexual fetish.  Plushies for instance.  That must be really easy.

I'm told I have a very punchable face.  I can confirm that.

A man's place

.. is wherever she puts him.

It did promise to love, honour and obey in sickness and in health, after all.  Didn't it?

Fortunately teachers are allowed to remain standing in class.

Just as long as I don't have to swap nappies with Petie. I always hate that, don't you?

I have occasionally paid women for sex, I'll admit.  The very first time I tried it I was really nervous but she said I was very cute and that she'd actually enjoyed the sex!  So that was pretty cool.  I hope the guy she did it with enjoyed it too - I never met him.

Women are strange.  Why lie around in what is obviously sexually arousing lingerie, when I'm locked up in a spiked cage? Honestly, you'd think they'd have more sense.