Giving in to curiosity, he carefully placed one of the DVDs into the player, unbuttoned his trousers and settled back on the bed to watch. While it was loading, he turned at random to one of the stories in the porno book. The first page or two seemed to be all about a description of Derek, and his massive penis and balls, so he flipped quickly through the pages, looking for the sex scene. It was a doctors and nurses story, it seemed and Derek soon got tied down and then –
“George?” he heard from the bedroom door.
“Do I really have to do this?” he asked wretchedly, looking out through the stationary car’s windscreen at the semi-detached house opposite.