One of the most common search terms for people finding this blog is "Contemplating the devine". No. Just no. Write it out correctly 500 times, and then go and see Miss Hardcastle, boy!
On we go.
|Where else could you be?|
|Clue: the right answer is "Yes" or, better, "Yes, Mistress". Don't worry - you can always borrow the money if you haven't got it!|
|Men say the oddest things sometimes. That's why sensible wives don't let them speak without permission.|
|The safeword is your credit card number.|