You must have wondered if I was ever coming back!
But you know how it is – with one thing and another, I’m afraid it just slipped my mind. I was just going to come and see how you were doing but then I had a call from one of my girlfriends. Chloe – haven’t seen her for years. Inviting me to go to Thailand with her! Just out of the blue! So I went for two months. – really brilliant.
But I have got a lovely surprise for you! Because I expect you’ve been feeling a bit cooped up and frustrated all this time.