Friday, December 12, 2014

Coming out

You know, I read somewhere that many men spend their whole lives in the closet.  I think that's horrible - a tragic waste.  I'm glad to say that I've never been put in there for more than five hours at a stretch.  Just lucky, I guess.


Shall we have some captioned images of female domination now?  You up for that?  Great.

The first twenty years are the worst, I've heard.
 
 
Cruella, from many many years ago.  But still one of the best photo sets ever.  The accompanying story was even about castration, you know.  Happy days, for the adolescent Servitor.
 
 
The problem is, these sorts of prejudice just seem to be inherent in the male sex.  In fact, that's one of the reasons she'll be removing it.
 
 
She's right, you know.  Women are, you see.
 
 
 
Burble...gibber incoherently...sigh...
 

4 comments:

  1. Now did you add that Men's Lib piece just to see if I was still around?

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    1. I'm sorry, SH, for some reason I thought I'd replied to this comment ages ago! But I obviously didn't and it slipped my mind. Typical, thoughtless male. I'll try to remember to bring this up the next time I see Her, to see if She has any ideas for how I can learn some better manners. She usually does.

      But to answer your question - errr, no, it's not all about you. It's all about me, and I find the whole 'mens lib' thing to be rather thrilling. Imagine standing up to her and insisting on equal rights! I mean, it's absurd of course, completely unrealistic. But then, this is a fantasy blog.

      Keep coming back!

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  2. who is the woman in the picture of the "castrating lesbian" story?

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    1. That would be Amber Heard. Googling "Amber Heard boots" will probably get you where you need to go.

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