Friday, May 13, 2016

You've got me pretty deep baby

I can't figure out your watery love

She can help you deal with feelings of guilt, too.

I've never seen the point of masturbation gloves, to be quite honest.  I mean why buy a special item of clothing that you're almost never going to wear?

You could try to bluff your way out. Or grovel.  I think I'd go with grovel... but that's just me.

Nice to have something to think about, to take your mind off how much it's going to fucking hurt.

Always consensual. It's rule number 1.  Well, in my relationship it's actually rule number 286, but you know what I mean.

1 comment:

  1. And we all knew what I can't figure out your water love meant.