And actually, it was when his ex-wife sued for a share of the profits that we really hit the big time, ‘cos it was in all the papers. For a while there, it was outselling all our other titles put together. She was a nasty old cow, she was. Kept trying to get us to settle, but we had these really good lawyers (they were subs, so we didn’t have to pay them) and the judge took our side. Knew perfectly well what would happen to him at his next session if he didn’t, didn’t he? Anyway, the video sold out and we had all our copying machines working 24/7 producing more of them. Made a killing. You know, he’s dying for about – oh 32 minutes or so? – on-screen. From when we first shoved the panties in to when the coroner reckoned he’d become brain-dead. Well, one of my slaves who’s an accountant worked out that he earned us £1650 for every second he was dying. Got myself a fur coat – and a sports car.
Subs. We remember him - can't say that about many subs.
Hmm? Oh… it’s err… do you know I’ve forgotten? ‘Trevor’, ‘Terry’ maybe. Some sort of sub name like that. ‘Robin’. That kind of thing, anyway. Maybe 'Michael'.
Does it matter?