Special pleading

...it's her favourite sort.

It's best to take it bit by bit.  Remember, Ladies, you can always have another go and take off a few more IQ points if he's still uppity, but if you hold on too long and you've got a drooling idiot who's too stupid to work the vacuum cleaner, you'll regret it the next time you want the floor cleaned!

 I take it no one in my audience will fail to recognise these as the magnificent Eleise de Lacy and Domina Lisa, here in a Femme Fatale Films production?

Thought not - you bunch of perverts.

 

 

I think she'd better watch out.  He could turn - just like that.

 This is from Planet Femdom.  I have loads of stills from this shoot - it's great, don't you think?  He's so small!  She's so tall!  Brilliant! I'm just going to keep on putting essentially the same caption on all of them.  Love it!

 

And then of course there's the pie still to eat.  Actually, it really wasn't that great.  But you don't want to tell her that.

 

 

Seems fair.  And if it doesn't seem fair to you, I really wouldn't recommend pointing that out to her.

 

 

Best not to get high on your own supply, after all.  I personally never masturbate when creating or posting captioned images.  Nor do I ever tell lies.  And of course, I should be severely punished were I to break either of those rules....