|It's not easy being newlyweds - so many things to learn about how to live together. Thank goodness for whips, eh?|
Oh - and for some tips about marriage? Try Servitor's seven secrets series. You'll never see marriage in the same way again.
|No indeed. He's only got one left, and he'd hate to lose it.|
|Now I want you to know that Mistress Eleise, who features so beautifully in this image, would never really use a coathanger as a sound. Not unless it was strictly necessary, anyway.|
|Why do I imagine that what they decide to do about it will also involve beating...?|
|It's actually quite hard doing open-heart surgery when you're having an orgasm. Fortunately, it's only a man they're operating on.|