Sweetly mean

And don't be afraid to tell her if it's hurting, OK?  She likes to know.

And when she's finished, she'll turn her attention back to you. Lucky boy.



Ah...cute Mr Snuffles.  She had his balls cut off, she feeds him dogfood and keeps him on a leash when she goes out.  You know - that's your future, right there.



It actually is fantasitc, yet true.  Probably be a big disappointment when it comes out, but I can dream...

At Her Majesty's pleasure



She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm.  So feel free to scream.  But don't fake it - she can tell.



Nope, no clues.  I want it to be a surprise.

It's easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses - like brushing hair.



Hope you've kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.



Did you think that just because I didn't put a picture of her at the top, I'd got over my obsession?  Oh no - in fact I've found a whole new bunch of pictures.

Words fail me

I'm sorry, I can't defile this with a caption.  Just go to bed.  I expect She'll speak to you in your dreams.

You know, there's a phrase I heard the other day: "Nobody's perfect".  Now why would anyone say such a foolish thing?

BDSM (Beauty, Devotion, Supplication and Matriarchy)

Ahh... You know, I don't think I could stand waiting the two minutes.

She like totally pwns you, dude.  No, really, she does.



You can kiss as many times as you like of course.  But it's one kiss, one kick.  Only fair.

Blmmmble oopple gllmmmhhh....



You'll find it quite easy to write the letter of apology.  Because believe me, you will be truly, truly sorry by then.

Respectfully Hers

Personally, I'd argue a little longer.  Not a lot longer, my poor bottom couldn't stand it.  But maybe just a little longer...

Plus, he now has a GCSE (that's a British school qualification) in Albanian

She just loves that cattle prod.  Best anniversary present ever.

Mars and Venus, revisited.

Sometimes she goes by different names, and dyes her hair.  So watch out.

Economic forecasting

Goldman Sachs reckons that by 2050, Chinese GDP will be twice that of the USA.  Makes you think, eh?  It makes me think of things like this:

No, not love, she said. Don't you know that it's different for girls?

Joe


So, with apologies to anyone who doesn't share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I'll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet).  On with the show.

Can't or won't.

Don't worry, you won't be conscious for all that long.

Well, granted you've spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery.  But on the plus side, you're really good at pleats.

Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene.  Just not quite in the way he was expecting.



She'll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you're writhing in agony on the ground, too.  Psychotic, but fair.