Friday, July 29, 2011

Sweetly mean

And don't be afraid to tell her if it's hurting, OK?  She likes to know.

And when she's finished, she'll turn her attention back to you. Lucky boy.

Ah...cute Mr Snuffles.  She had his balls cut off, she feeds him dogfood and keeps him on a leash when she goes out.  You know - that's your future, right there.

It actually is fantasitc, yet true.  Probably be a big disappointment when it comes out, but I can dream...

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

At Her Majesty's pleasure

Domme wants an orgasm - bend over
She likes screaming when she reaches orgasm.  So feel free to scream.  But don't fake it - she can tell.

Actually for you its all bad news
Nope, no clues.  I want it to be a surprise.

The many uses for a hairbrush in marriage
It's easy to forget at times that hairbrushes have secondary uses - like brushing hair.

Spending more than a penny
Hope you've kept some money spare, to be untied again afterwards.

Anne wants you to fetch the cane.  NOW!
Did you think that just because I didn't put a picture of her at the top, I'd got over my obsession?  Oh no - in fact I've found a whole new bunch of pictures.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Words fail me

I'm sorry, I can't defile this with a caption.  Just go to bed.  I expect She'll speak to you in your dreams.

Contemplating the divine

You know, there's a phrase I heard the other day: "Nobody's perfect".  Now why would anyone say such a foolish thing?

Sunday, July 17, 2011

BDSM (Beauty, Devotion, Supplication and Matriarchy)

Maybe a spanking...almost certainly a spanking
Ahh... You know, I don't think I could stand waiting the two minutes.

He was like, totally tortured
She like totally pwns you, dude.  No, really, she does.

Kick me baby
You can kiss as many times as you like of course.  But it's one kiss, one kick.  Only fair.

Oh to be crushed into the mud beneath her boots
Blmmmble oopple gllmmmhhh....

I winder what shes going to do
You'll find it quite easy to write the letter of apology.  Because believe me, you will be truly, truly sorry by then.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Respectfully Hers

The divine Ms Hathaway about to administer a spanking
Personally, I'd argue a little longer.  Not a lot longer, my poor bottom couldn't stand it.  But maybe just a little longer...

Schoolmistress dominatrix teaches trigonomnetry and respect
Plus, he now has a GCSE (that's a British school qualification) in Albanian

Cattle prod humour
She just loves that cattle prod.  Best anniversary present ever.

Spanked to sense
Mars and Venus, revisited.

Sometimes she goes by different names, and dyes her hair.  So watch out.

Friday, July 8, 2011

Economic forecasting

Goldman Sachs reckons that by 2050, Chinese GDP will be twice that of the USA.  Makes you think, eh?  It makes me think of things like this:

Friday, July 1, 2011

No, not love, she said. Don't you know that it's different for girls?


So, with apologies to anyone who doesn't share my Anne Hathaway obsession (I'll run out of pictures or get stopped by her lawyers at some point, but not yet, please lord, not yet).  On with the show.

No, not love, she said.
Can't or won't.

Wakey wakey
Don't worry, you won't be conscious for all that long.

Domestic servitude means never having to say she's sorry
Well, granted you've spent much of your life and will probably spend most of your retirement in mind-numbingly tedious drudgery.  But on the plus side, you're really good at pleats.

Leather clad domina puts man into a cage oh my!
Curiously, though, he will be getting the pain and humiliation you might expect in such a scene.  Just not quite in the way he was expecting.

She knows how to per you up.
She'll be giving you a bit of a scolding while you're writhing in agony on the ground, too.  Psychotic, but fair.