Saturday, February 28, 2015

Back on track

Well, the consensus seems to be that Google has backed down, so here we go again.

Have a double-length post to make up for it. Oh - and for the next three weeks or so there will be an additional caption each day on the Tumblr site, that will not appear here (because my filing system is too disorganised to find the right ones, if I delete the Tumblr queue).

****ing Google. 

Don't worry.  You don't have to do anything she doesn't want you to do. In fact, you mustn't.
Who says men are useless, eh?
I expect you'll manage well enough without.
It's bound to be a bit painful at first.  But you'll get used to it.
I've always had this ability to make women laugh. I think I was born with it.
When he left school, he wanted to work in IT. And he does - he usually stops by that department just before lunch
I think we've all been there.  Just the other day a market research company rang up and asked if I was interested in taking part in a survey about web use. So I said sure, but after about five or six questions about my browsing habits, they just rang off without any warning!  Bizarre, huh? I mean why did they ask if they don't want to know the answers?
Something to look forward to.
That's good of her.
Another thing to tick off her bucket list. 

Friday, February 27, 2015

Maybe they will, maybe they won't

BBC is reporting that Google has changed its mind.

But I haven't received an email - and they obviously can email all owners of adult blogs if they want to because that's what they did when they announced the new policy. Which might now be the old policy, or it might still be the new policy. Who knows?

I'd like to introduce whoever's responsible for this at Google to a few ladies I know. Ms de Lacy, for example, Madame Sarka or the lovely Cassie Hunter. Or all three at once. I'd even pay the session fee myself, as long as I got to write the scene and to watch.

No doubt all will become a little bit clearer.

Wednesday, February 25, 2015

The end - and a beginning

So, due to a change in Google's policies, this blog will not be posting new content from now on and from March 23rd will be closed. 

I will start putting new content on Tumblr, where up until now I have been cross-posting some of the material I put up here. That will become the main blog, in effect, although the way I post might be a little different (at first I will just be putting up a daily captioned image, while I think about how better to use the format). 

Now, about the old stuff.

Google seem to be saying that this current blog will remain in existence but will be 'closed' - visible only to me and invited guests.  It will not be updated, but if you would like to retain access to it, as an archive, I understand you have to ask to be invited, providing an email address. Please go ahead and ask - I will invite anyone who wants to be invited.  I have set up an email address for requests for invitations and it is:

Letmecontemplate[squirly at sign]

Just put something in the subject line saying that's what it is (I probably won't reply, if it's just a request).  I won't issue any invitations until after the blog is closed by Google on March 23rd, and I find out how to do that, but by all means put in a request whenever you like. 

Don't forget that you can read most of the stories in free books available on Scribd, using the links to the right there.  I'll get around to putting together the remaining stories as a third volume some time (but the more recent ones aren't as good anyway).

I will also try to put the old captioned images somewhere more accessible.   I have about 2000 and uploading them to Tumblr seems like a lot of work. Is there a reasonably kink-friendly image sharing site that would be easy to use? 

And I hope to see you all on Tumblr!

Best wishes, thank you all for reading and commenting and taking part in the fantasy. 


Monday, February 23, 2015

Contemplating the End

I think we'll all be reading this message across quite a few of the blogs we read over the next day or two.

Dear Blogger User,

We're writing to tell you about an upcoming change to the Blogger Content  Policy that may affect your account.

In the coming weeks, we'll no longer allow blogs that contain sexually explicit or graphic nude images or video. We'll still allow nudity  presented in artistic, educational, documentary or scientific contexts, or  where there are other substantial benefits to the public from not taking action on the content.

The new policy will take effect on 23 March 2015. After this policy comes into force, Google will restrict access to any blog identified as being in violation of our revised policy. No content will be deleted, but only blog authors and those with whom they have expressly shared the blog will be able to see the content that we've made private.

Our records indicate that your account may be affected by this policy change.

Please refrain from creating new content that would violate this policy. We would also ask you to make any necessary changes to your existing blog to comply as soon as possible so that you won't experience any interruptions in service. You may also choose to create an archive of  your content via Google Takeout 

For more information, please look here 

Yours sincerely,
The Blogger Team

Thanks Blogger Team.  Oddly, my blog almost never contains images of female nudity, despite being (let's face it chaps, if we're honest with ourselves) a pornographic blog devoted to the female form. There are occasional male slaves (OK quite a lot, actually, two just in the post below)... would it help if I found those images and deleted them? Somehow I suspect not.  I think it is more likely that you are going to regard all of this blog as too naughty for Google, sooner or later, and the blog is doomed.
So I think this is The End.

After four years... several hundred posts, 2000 images, about 50 stories, one or two decent jokes...
Anyway. What a good thing I set up a Tumblr just a few months ago...

See you there!
[UPDATE: This link pointed to the wrong page in the first version of this post.  Thanks to an anonymous commentator below for pointing it out.  Should work now.] 

Serene ladies of pain

It's a learning experience. On both sides.
It's good of her to make these arrangements for you, when she's so busy preparing for her business trip and everything. You should think of something you can do to show your gratitude.  As well as the additional respect, of course.
I rather like the ridiculous pervert clothes.  But then I'm a ridiculous pervert.
He wouldn't have to be brave all the time.  Just at the start, when she ties him up.
 I hope Anna says no.  Do you think she'll say no?

NB - some of you who follow this blog closely might have noticed that there was briefly another post published today titled "Happy returns".  But an anonymous poster kindly pointed out I had identified the wrong lady in the photo.  As it is not that lady's birthday, the post didn't really work any more, so it has been replaced with this one.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Pride comes before...

a mouth-soaping, a sound spanking and being sent to bed early without any supper.  There's usually very little pride left after that, I find.


Every girl should have a boyfriend collection.
 The lady on the right is the lovely Mistress Mina Thorne, visitable here.

It's good for husbands and wives to talk about the family finances together like this.  Exactly like this.
 This lady is the awe-inspiring Mistress Selena, one of the best humiliatrices around in my humble, humiliated opinion.
Welcome back.  There have a been a few other changes too, but don't worry, she'll explain all about those in due course, when you're wearing your shock collar.

I don't know about you, but I deplore our modern throwaway society.  Time was, girls would really value getting a new slave.  Now they can get three for £25 at Primark, they just use them once and chuck them out.  It's a shame, in some ways.

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Wifely duties


Oh, darling – I made an appointment with a disciplinarian, like we talked about.  I asked if you could go tomorrow, but apparently it’s better not to do it straight away, so you can dread it for a few days. Anyway, I’ve provisionally booked you in for Tuesday – is that OK?  You’d have to leave work a bit early.

Fine.  I’ll call her to confirm.

Could you pass my skirt?

No, the blue one.


Now there’s a video you’re supposed to watch – of her caning someone, she sent a link. She said you should watch it as soon as possible, so you know how bad it’s going to be.  It’s about 20 minutes long – I think we’ve just got time right now before we go, actually. 

I watched the first minute or so and then I had to switch off because it was so brutal!  She just flicks the cane down and there are these awful marks – well, you’ll see.  He was crying and pleading – I just couldn’t watch any more!  It’s horrible to think of her doing that to you.  I hope we don’t have to do this very often.

Now, did you get a bottle of wine like I asked you?

Oh darling, you didn’t forget did you, really?  I made a point of reminding you this morning.   Oh how tiresome.  You see – this is just the sort of thing I mean.  Honestly, I could cane you myself right now, I really could.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Just scream and weep

She'll do the rest.

Well, at least you can be confident you're in safe hands.  They're obviously all trained professionals - look, they've got nurses' outfits and everything.
Oh well. No regrets, eh?  Strawberries are good.
I think she might be right. She usually is.
And where's the fun in that?
This of course is the lovely Mistress Vixen, sometimes to be found virtually at the address shown there.  Oh go on then, I did it for you.  But she seems to be out.
What an unpleasant little tale.  Why would anyone write something like that?

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Golden rule

Ohhh-kay!  So did you all hear what he just said, girls?  Can you remember what that’s called?

That’s right – the safeword. And when we hear the safeword what do we do?

That’s right.  We stop. We stop immediately, OK?  Always.  NO exceptions. This is the most important thing we’re going to cover today – when you hear the safeword you stop.  Period.

I mean, if this was a real session, with a regular paying client, that is. Obviously, it doesn’t matter when it’s only Trevor.

But normally – if it wasn’t Trevor – what we’d be doing right now is talking to him about what he’s finding difficult in the session, right?  I mean, it’s probably that he can’t stand the pain of the whip any more, but we don’t know that, OK?  Always check.

So – I’m going to keep on whipping him now, but just remember – in a real session, I wouldn’t be doing this, not without checking he’s OK with it. 
Right, now I’m going to start working from the other side.  Watch what happens when the tip catches one of the older welts.
This was the delightful Mistress Mina Thorne, in a photoshoot for Men Are Slaves.
And just for the record: this is just a silly fantasy, OK?  No one was subjected to any non-consensual pain in the making of this blog post.  Well... except Trevor, obviously.

Elle ne regrette rien

I just love that "we agreed", don't you?
It's working if it's hurting.
Oh, it'll be fine.  What could go wrong?
Sometimes being humiliated is not the most humiliating thing..
 This of course is the divine Mistress Eleise de Lacy.  I met her.  She's wonderful!  And no doubt would never be as unprofessional as this, in a real movie.
To be fair, it's been a while since she had a really good orgasm.  So, y'know, she's owed.

Friday, February 6, 2015

Helpless devotion

Remember - you don't have to do anything you don't want to, OK?  Unless she orders you to. Obviously.
If a thing's worth doing, it's worth doing properly, they say.
He probably thought about that quite a lot. But best not to argue.  You know what happens when you argue.
Makes a lot of sense.
Yeah. Her Kink is not His Kink, you see.  Actually, Her Kink is not Anybody's Kink, to be completely honest.

Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Humbled in her presence

I wonder what other duties the servants carry out for her?
It's always his fault.  That's quite important.
Make him what?  Eat pond scum from the bottom and thank you for it, with a smile on his face? Yes, of course you can.
Actually, Jenny isn't that into lesbianism. But she likes having her flat cleaned and all the laundry done so she puts up with it once a week.
And she's got the whole morning, so she can take whatever time it needs.