Thursday, June 28, 2012

Femdom captions once again

With apologies for the unimaginative but search engine-friendly headline.  Just supply your own feeble femdom-related pun if you're missing it.

Oh - and if you're a search engine?  Hi there.  Welcome.  Femdom.  Femdom caption.  Dominatrix.  Dominatrix.  Governess.  Spanking.  Bandicoots.  No, no bandicoots.  This is what we do here:

nurse Syonera oh my
Don't worry.  She'll be there with you the whole time.  With a bit of luck, you'll still just be conscious when she comes - won't that be nice?

Worshipping at her feet
He goes to confession too.

Financial total domination
She's such a professional.  Sometimes the same caning scene will require eight or nine complete takes before she's satisfied.

Dominatrix femdom caption blah blah
Astute observers of financial markets might realise that I created this caption a long time ago (I don't always post captions as soon as I do them, in fact I have about 180 waiting to be posted - isn't that nice?) - because the Euro is no longer particularly high.  I expect that was the first thing that caught your eye when you looked at this one, right?  Right?

Suck it down
Doesn't she look sweet?  Try to remember that, because your eyes will be too sore to open quite soon.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Smack addiction

I'll admit it, I have one.

Branded with pride
How can you resist those eyes?  Go on - it's only agony.

Boot cleaning fetish fetish
He'll soon discover that she plans to satisfy his chastity fantasy in a rather literal way too.  Well... when I say "soon", I mean he'll discover that over a period of several months.

Caned for future misbehaviour
Of course, she knows it's all superstitutious nonsense really.  But it's better to be safe than sorry, don't you think?  You never know - there might be something in it.

Schoolroom femdom
So...just in time to spend the rest of the lesson being beaten for being late.  Perfect timing, really.

Dominatrix delight
But she does them a small kindness by blindfolding them first.  It does give them just a few more seconds before they realise what's about to happen, and start screaming hysterically in fear.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

How do I love her, let me count the ways

One thank You, Ma'am
Two, thank You, Ma'am
Three, thank You, Ma'am
uh - four, thank You, Ma'am!
Five - oh - thank You, Ma'am!
SIX!  Aaah!  Six thank You, Ma'am!
Thank You, thank You.

Thank You.

The cane and her
Very politely.  Or you'll really be in trouble.

Conditions of servitude
With three of them lesbians and three bisexual, I guess there are going to be some interesting votes.  Shame you don't get to vote, really.

Suffering for her pleasure
Don't worry about what she likes.  You don't have to do a thing. Just scream if you feel like it - she definitely likes that.

Two little maids from school are we
Poor David.  Those horribly sore balls.  Still, I understand someone will be kissing them better later on.
Pro-am domme
And you get to be a lifestyle client.  You take whatever she gives you, until you can't afford it.

Friday, June 15, 2012

Divine darkness

Caged twosome
It'll be quite a tight fit.  Still - only a month to go.

Human rights dominatrix
You have the right to remain silent and obedient.

Whipped forgetful slave
Could be quite an uncomfortable situation, there.

Adding up the strokes of the whip
He keeps a daily diary.  To be honest, it's a bit boring.

Pullover eating fetish
I've never eaten a sweater. I licked out the contents of a vacuuum clearner bag once.  Fluffy.

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Premature ejaculation

That's what you call it when you come before she's given you permission.  It can be quite painful.

On with the show:

The fabulous Miss Hunter
Days with a "y" in them, for example.

Dual key chastity
Now two men aren't having sex with her.

Ballbusting party no less
But in the event she decided the next morning not to marry him.  Wanted a man who still had his testicles, apparently.  Women!  Eh?  You just can't please them.

Femdom image caption caption caption and so on
It's very kind of Sarah to do this while she's away.  After all, she really doesn't like men - quite the man-hating lesbian, really.

Consent.  I've said it before and I'll say it again: it's the most important word in BDSM.

Friday, June 8, 2012

Lessons in love

....with punishments if you fail any of the tests.

Lesbian pony play
Now it's getting towards summer, the days are just right.  A little chilly perhaps, but as the sunlight stretches out into the evening, a day trotting through the hills just seems to last forever.  Don't you think?

Bad slave
There comes a point at which humiliation and degradation just don't work any more.

Very professional domination
She loves to bind him tightly in desperately uncomfortable positions, so he can gasp out the scientific names of the each of the muscles that she has placed under agonising strain.

Kiss the hem
I think therefore I serve.

Anne cuts you short
That was a bit of luck, wasn't it?

Friday, June 1, 2012

Hanging my head in shame

A frequent instruction from a wonderful London domme.  Thank You, Ma'am.

Lady Power
The Look.

Cross-dressing humniliation and punishment...nothing to see here
Mirrors can help in this situation.

Spanked to agree
She's right, you're wrong so there's not a lot to discuss.

Femdom sexual harassment
I understand that if the meeting goes well, we might be invited to pitch for their main account, at Sir Charles's country residence.  So that's an incentive.

Horny domme but nobodys home
She's forgotten she used to prefer the vibrator even when you did have everything in working order.  I mean, it's quite a bit bigger for one thing.