Friday, May 29, 2015

More unpleasant things

...of the usual sort.

Don't worry, she always reaches orgasm eventually. She won't give up. 
(The lovely, Divine, Mistress Heather.)
If you pay extra, she'll do tease and denial too.  That's where she asks you if you'd like to come, before telling you to fuck off.
Actually, she does get occasional complaints. But they're always retracted, with a heartfelt apology, before the end of the session.
Technology... oh dear.  As if I wasn't already obsolete enough.
In space, no one else can hear you scream.

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Non-commercial break

As I am sure many of you already know, Google enforces a rule that its blogs tagged as adult content cannot advertise, take paid links and so on.  I suppose some bloggers might find this unfair, but actually I quite like it. 

In today's hyper-commercialised world, in which we are bombarded with advertisements from all sides and every other scene in a movie seems to feature a corporate logo prominently displayed in every shot, it's good to have a little space where the content is all that there is.

Long may it last, I say.

Anyway, here are today's captioned images.




Tuesday, May 26, 2015

See what's on the slahhhb

I see you shiver with contemmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmplation!

Ah, were would we be without Mistress Eleise de Lacey, eh? I mean, my sheets would be a lot cleaner, just for a start.
Yes, that would work.
Goodness, there she is again.  How does she do that? Unless she has a twin...
If the examining officer can still bend her elbow, the search isn't complete.
Oh, sometimes one should just give in to temptation.

Friday, May 22, 2015

Commanding respect

Or the one before that.
I like to leave these details to my wife too.  She's better at that sort of thing.

Return of an old friend.
On the plus side, they do get  lots of great shots of dommes looking really pissed-off.  On the minus, a lot of expensive cameras have been smashed.  Oh - and the photographer's been hospitalised once or twice too.
Kind of a once-in-a-lifetime experience, huh?

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Those memories I left behind

More memories (trigger warning: link goes to a vanilla, safe for work video) from the glory days of OWK, in the ladies' own words, faithfully invented and set down as captions by your lying, deceitful blogger.


Friday, May 15, 2015

Distorted view...see-through, baby blue

Oh, Arnold Lane. Pictures are mostly unrelated. the church?
Actually, on this blog it's not amazing.  It was practically a certainty.
Lots of men feel embarrassed about how they behave during castration.  It's a shame, because it's not as if they'll ever get another chance.
I wonder if it'll feel different, being whipped as a married man....
Interestingly, the one time they tried vanilla sex, she accused him of being only halfway in when in fact he was fully committed.  It's obviously a thing with her.

Tuesday, May 12, 2015


Yum yum.
...but the price goes up the less time there is to go.
Phew.  Just in time, eh?
Hmmm. Kurt's night-night "kisses" can taste a bit disgusting, to be honest. If only I were still allowed to kiss him on the lips.
Yes, I should be thankful for small mercies.  They are the only sort I get.

Friday, May 8, 2015


Probably best.  A little crying and pleading is OK, but after an hour or more it can start to get quite irritating. I'm sure you'd want to spare her that.
The trick is to turn the slave all the way upside down.  But I expect she'll work it out eventually.  Some dommes use scissors, but that's cheating really.
No fool like an old, emasculated fool, eh?
I'm not so sure he was all that gentle... but I guess we can agree to differ.
It's going to be his special night, too.

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

She's talking

Hmm... well, OK.  As long as I don't have to go to Cathie's.
That's very broadminded.
You can't hear it without the sound, of course, but it's actually a startlingly realistic impression.  She's talented.
No time for a caption.  HuuUUUH!
Black or red... black or red. Oh dear, I'm not good with choices.  Just as well, really.

Friday, May 1, 2015

Shiny things


Can't argue with that.
No, not so long.  30 seconds, tops.
It's certainly something like that.
Leaves a bitter taste.