Damned lies and sadistics

 

Guys need to be kept busy, preferably with female oversight, or their attention wanders. There's no one right way to do it.  It could be anything from meticulous housework for that one special lady, through scrubbing the pavements as part of a community-run cleaning squad all the way to five years of hard labour in a male re-education camp. It's all good.

 

 

 

If you can't afford a lovely sound-proofed dungeon and you want to enjoy the screams, just have a word with your neighbours.  Most will be perfectly happy with the noise, as long as you talk to them about it.  And you might even find a common interest!

 The lovely Mistress Mina Thorne, of course, about to show off her CBT skills.  I'd like to link to her web site but I am not at all sure that this is actually her, as I read somewhere she is retired, sin which case I'm afraid your C and B will just have to be T-ed by someone else.  Unless she isn't retired, in which case they won't.  I expect someone will know?

 

 

 

So you couldn't even save up a few weeks' pocket money?  No wonder she prefers Harold - I mean, apart from all the other reasons, obviously.

My SO was absolutely furious when I came home once with a prescription for painkillers. She said she felt it devalued the hard work she was putting into our marriage. It was very unfeeling of me, and I have to say I did feel very uncomfortable as a result, for a long time afterwards.

 

 

 

In-laws can take some getting used to and there's no harm in getting out of the occasional evening with a little white lie, especially if you spend that evening learning to be a better husband.

Uncivil partnerships

 

 

It's a mere technicality.

 

 

 

A lot of men who are initially reluctant to wear shock collars end up thanking their wives for it, I understand, so there's really no reason not to give it a go.

 

 

 

There's nothing worse than calling your domme by the wrong name, is there?  Well... Obviously, there is something worse, which is what happens next when you do - but I'm sure you know what I mean.

More and more women carry tasers to ward off unwanted sexual advances.  Even a few years back, when I was dating, I'd estimate maybe 40% of them did.

 

Thank goodness.  Finally a chance to put my side of the story!

Art intimidating life

 

It's hard to believe anyone could be so cruel, contemptuous and dismissive... and not even charge for it.

 

 

Remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid sissy co-workers.

 

 

 

 

How sweet.  I can understand why women are attracted to lesbianism. The thing I find incomprehensible is that some women aren't.

 

 

 

It is after all, voluntary slavery, so you should accept all her orders of your own free will. Otherwise you're not doing it right, and she'll have to step in.

Actually she knows precisely how to do that because apparently she's filmed pretty much the same scene in eight of her last movies.  I think the directors are just humouring her and that's probably a good idea.

 

Furious feminine

It's not that ironic.  He strongly disapproved of it while it was being done to him, too - more so than ever, if anything.

"We" did, although only only one of us did most of the actual talking, as I recall it.

You might want to refer her to your own 'FAM' - that's 'Frantic Appeals for Mercy'

The simply divine Mistress Heather.  I for one would love to kiss the air above that foot tattoo, and even closer if allowed.

Thank goodness she realised you needed to be locked in chastity too.  How awful it would be to be locked in a prison cell for months without any ability to suffer the erotic frisson of enforced chastity at the same time.

She also has a carving knife.

Doing it Her way

He doesn't look very brave.

Actually, men in relationships always hate it when their partners throw out their stuff. I remember the day my SO sent all my clothes to the charity shop.  I cried for days at the time but She told me I'd thank Her for it eventually, and so of course I did.

Hmm. I wonder if I should ask him to pay some of the cost... this wasn't cheap and he got all the fun.

He's lucky. I have to fill a whole page with silver or gold stars to earn any kind of reward.

Yes, best to keep it vanilla at first.  And then you can move on to more adventurous play when you get to know each other a little better.

I was so upset I cried

... all the way to the chip shop.

It might.

Let's hope he doesn't say anything embarrassing.

A male submisive who fantasises about domestic drudgery but actually doesn't know the first thing about housework?  Wow - pretty crazy idea, huh?

The worst of it is, she doesn't allow me nearly enough pocket money to even dream of saving up to pay for a session with her. So it'll be bananas all the way.

She knows, having tested a few to destruction.

She's often inclined to borrow somebody's dreams till tomorrow

You'll lose your mind and play.

Obviously, I don't approve for one moment of non-consensual BDSM play.  I've made that very clear to my SO, and She in turn has explained that she doesn't give a fuck what I think.  So we have an understanding.

It's not going to be like having actual sex, of course. There won't be all that "What the fuck?  Already? Is that it?" business at the end, for one thing.

I'm very suggestive.

What's the vibrator got that I haven't, I'd like to know?

He's probably feeling very relaxed already, knowing he's in such safe hands.

Gender imbalance

I won't give away the ending. Oh all right then, I will.  The book falls off and he gets the crap beaten out of him with a perspex cane. OK?

Now I understand why they make the interns wear shorts.

erm... Translation?  Rotation?  Summation?

I've heard that if you insult the waiting staff in some restaurants, they'll spit into your food. But I just can't bring myself to be other than grovellingly respectful to a waitress.  What's a sub to do?

One day she'll meet Mr Perfect and won't feel the need to enslave and degrade him.  One day.

How I loved you, How I cried.....

And I still do both, I'm very glad to say.

Of course, you can still try negotiating your way out of this if you ask nicely.  I mean, it only took her an hour to get all that ready.  She won't mind.

 The lovely Mistress Mina Thorne, of course.  You knew that already, right?  Course you did - you read Femdom Resource.

And then it'll be the turn of the next one, and so on for the rest of the evening.

Sounds like she's looking after him very well.

Men rarely think these things through.  Some of us are lucky enough to have plenty of time to think things through, free from any distractions except the sight of the corner of the room and the feeling of a sore bottom.

It's not the crime; it's the cover-up. And it's not the paddle or the strap; it's the cane.

Unconditional

A word used mainly with "love" or "surrender".  Or - best of all - both.

Never seen her scrubbing her back with the bath brush, though. 

Still, he'll have a unique souvenir of what looks to have been a memorable session.

Yes, M'm, thankee M'm.

And so does everyone else.  Not that they care.

Yeah, that would be awful.  Let me know if you see anyone like that reading the blog, OK?  I'll kick them right off.