Friday, August 30, 2019

I hold these truths to be self-evident

That all women are created equal, and that men are all equally useless.  I'm certainly looking forward to voting for Female Supremacist candidates... I'd really rather not bother my little head about it, but apparently if they're successful, I won't have to vote again, which is a relief.

Tuesday, August 27, 2019

Back to reality

... well, the loose approximation of it represented by this blog, anyway.

The holiday, since you ask, was fantastic.  It was in one of those picture-perfect resorts, you know, with the palm trees coming down to the powdery sand sloping down to a turquoise lagoon.  But not at all crowded - it's a private beach belonging to the hotel and at the prices I was paying, I can tell you, there'd just better be some serious privacy!  And the hotel was as spectacular as the price implied: the rooms, the food, the pool... made a lot of new friends too, apparently.

What do you mean, 'how do I know'?  She sent me a postcard, of course.  I mean, I didn't actually see it until after my release because the kennels don't allow postal deliveries, but I expect she didn't know that and it was a very kind thought.  She was having so much fun, she hadn't even put enough postage on it, the silly thing!  Had to come out of my pocket money.  I'd been saving for.. well, I mustn't complain.

Another year, another... maybe 550 or so captioned images? It hardly bears thinking about, does it?  Better get on...

Stick-fetching is one of those things that sensible husbands quickly learn is not really up for discussion.

You know, I think she might be about to confess her life-long fantasy of making love to a short, slightly overweight guy wearing a frilly french maid outfit.  Give her time.

It's a shame they can't both win.

Damn.  That was going well.

It's awful wearing a chastity belt on a beach - sands gets in, apparently. Not that I'd know.  Sensible concrete floors, that's what we had in the kennels.  Fresh straw on Thursdays.

Sunday, August 25, 2019

Vacation, all I ever wanted (14) special bonus extra

Servitor's kennel time should be over, so there will be a regular post again on Tuesday!  Unless she forgot about him -again! - in which case I suppose there won't be...

Saturday, August 17, 2019

Vacation, all I ever wanted (6)

Quick reminder (most readers of this blog being male and thus having poor verbal reasoning and comprehension skills): holiday period, Servitor's therefore in kennels for the duration and unable to reply to comments no matter how deliciously humiliating and abusive. Posts will continue to appear thanks to an automatic queuing algorithm, which also writes the captions (which is why they are better than the usual rubbish).  Back 26th-ish, SO and her boyfriend permitting.