Friday, October 30, 2015

Riddle of the minx

Don't you?  Just sign you heartless bastard - look how you're upsetting her!

Actually, there are surprisingly few blogs catering for those with a mushroom fetish. And this one probably won't again, so enjoy it while you can.  Deviants.
Mistress Asian, like it says on the picture.  Welcome to the blog, Ma'am!
Really experienced dommes understand our desires so well.  And don't care.
This is of course the lovely and talented Princess Kali!
Don't worry, it doesn't go all the way down.  Everything below 4 inches is just in the same category. Now what was it they
called it... er...?

Ermmm...hang on, I think I've got a witty answer to that, so I can pretend the question does not make me uncomfortable.

Wednesday, October 28, 2015


Ah, now that’s Servitor.  Nasty perverted little piece of work, but he’s a trustee now so he’s allowed outside.
You see, we had this competition among inmates for ideas on how life here could become less pleasant.  And Servitor came up with the daily branding. Of course, we already knew that the inmates hate the branding iron, more than anything else.   But you can’t burn them every day, they wouldn’t last their sentences.
So this clever little weasel came up with the idea of strapping each inmate down every day.  The guard stands behind the prisoner, and grabs a red-hot iron, but she also grabs one that’s just slightly warm.  Then another guard rolls two dice. If she rolls two sixes, he gets the glowing brand, if she rolls anything else he gets the cold one.  But the movement is just the same each time, so he won’t know until he feels it.
We do them in rows of 10 or so.  According to this little worm, there’s a 25% chance of at least one of them being burnt in each row. Every single day, back they come, for their branding time. 
Quite the clever little worm!  But not a very lucky one are you, prisoner?  Show Sergeant Woods your arse!
See? Got three already.  He probably goes around all day dreading it.  They all do.  More than two years of his sentence to go... how many more double sixes, eh Servitor?
Every one of them richly, richly deserved.

The parts of the lovely (but firm!) guards in this short tale were played by Mistress Eleise de Lacey and Miss Woods.  The part of the clever servitor was played with some difficulty by the real, stupid, Servitor.

Friday, October 23, 2015

Feeling her pain

Some men aren't very good at that, but with the help of a really determined woman, you'll find you become quite good at it.  Try practicing at a fixed time each week, for example.

I think once a day is usually enough for me, when it comes to cold showers, but occasionally I wake up in the morning needing a quick one.
And you wouldn't want to be offensively unsubmissive.  Anyway, that's illegal.
I suppose those other men have to keep their session visits secret from their wives. Must be awful.
Yes, Mary can be kind like that.  Eventually.
Yeah, c'est la vie.  Che sera sera.

Friday, October 16, 2015

Pride comes before a spanking

Positive reinforcement - quite motivational, I find.
Decisions decisions... oh dear.  I thought the whole point of this sort of relationship was that I wouldn't have to make decisions any more!
Yes.  That would be awful. Erm... we said just a half hour session this time.  Didn't we?
That's a relief. All the relief there's going to be, by the look of it, but better than nothing.
You can watch a whole half hour, if you're good. Just remember to thank her.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Weekly allowance

Here you go. Actually, it's usually twice a week.  But don't tell her or we might not be allowed.

They are really very lovely blue shoes. I hope they're cruelty-free.
Just try to enjoy the view.
Hmmm - I wonder who that's going to be?
Low self-esteem can be greatly under-rated in some situations, actually.
Do you have to bother her with this sort of thing all the time?

Friday, October 9, 2015

Tender loving care

Time to celebrate those heroines of the medical profession.  Where would we be without them?  Still experiencing unwanted erections in many cases, I expect.

And let's face it, if you're honest with yourself you probably wouldn't be due a lot of financial compensation anyway, would you?

Men just aren't suited to this sort of thing.  Too squeamish.  But do the best you can. I'm sure you don't want to disappoint her.

She's got a really effective treatment for that.

She'll need a complete history listing all your sexual partners as well, but that should be very quick, no?

That tiresome bureaucracy.

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Lick my filthy boots you pathetic little slave!

Occasionally I feel the need for a headline that takes us back to femdom basics. Not everything has to be ironic all the time.  Does it?

Better do as she says.
Sounds very sensible.  You get what you don't pay for.
You're going to experience some of her choices too.
Oh, OK.  I just like to know.
My head is currently very, very fucked!


Friday, October 2, 2015

Guaranteed to blow your mind


It's not the only cane, either. Dammit.
Yes, that might be best.
Don't worry.  She's good at pain management.  You'll see.

Just one today, thank goodness.