More in indifference than in anger

Actually, female spiders eat their mates in only a minority of spider species and you're in luck - the one that bit her is not from one of them.  So I'm not even sure why she's doing this, actually, but I'm sure if you point that fact out she'll let you go.

 

Actually, the company medical plan does cover males but only for a few, specified surgical procedures.

 

 

 

Just go with it, see where it takes you.  She's not going to rush anything, plenty of time.

 

You might develop a foot fetish, eventually.  And if you can develop a fetish for doing chores too you should have a very enjoyable marriage.  Oh - and findom, too.  Yeah, you definitely want to try to get into findom because there's going to be a lot of that.

 

 

 

Irony... it's like rain on your wedding day - which actually isn't all that ironic, it's just bloody uncomfortable, take it from me, especially when you're chained up naked outside the church waiting for the bride.

 

Spankable moments

If the other maids don't mind, why should you?

 

Paying €200 per hour only enhances the humiliation of line-writing or corner time, I find.

And don't forget that a spit-roast is charged at anal rates at both ends.

They say size doesn't matter, but even fully lubed up I find that it does.

It's symbolic of something or other.  Most things are.

Sing when you're losing

Boys can do anything girls can do. Just not as well, and usually only after some 'encouragement'.

If it's any consolation, the staff at the Re-education camp enjoy scenarios involving punishment, too. Especially with male doms. So there's that.

It's like smoking - easier never to start.

Hope that put your mind at rest.

Like I said: not as well and after some encouragement.