Ladylike behaviour

A caption from the days before teleworking, of course.  These days busy executives can do a full working day and tawse their husbands as often as needed, all without even leaving the house.

Obviously, men are allowed in the toilets to clean them - but that's a privilege reserved for the best-behaved and longest-serving residents.

If they put that finding together with the body profile they deduced from the outsized maid outfit also found in your house, they just might get a clear picture of what happened.  Science is great, isn't it?  Just ask Serena and Alice.

Some people who are generally quite dim can turn out to be brilliant at maths.  Just like some of us with quite high IQs can often be fucking useless stupid morons - or as often as I can afford to pay people to tell me I am, anyway.

He must have very good genes.  Shame there's no question of them being passed on to the next generation.

Savage elegance

... and elegant savagery too.  Both are good.

 

She's being remarkably patient with you, but patience has its limits you know.

 

 

I'm not sure it's entirely sensible to assign such an important task to someone who is obviously completely unqualified and inexperienced.  Those plants need just the right amount of water: too much and they drown, too little and they dry out.

 

He'll have plenty of opportunity to think about it, which is just as well, given he is male.

 

 

Poor Treasure... I'm sure she is wracked with paroxysms of guilt.  Maybe she needs a kiss and a cuddle, hmm?

 

 

 

 

Girl talk... good thing the guys have got more important things to be getting on with, than sitting around listening to her prattle on.

Sustained abjection

She loses track.  Does it matter?

Oh dear, I hate to see women using their sexual wiles to swindle some poor chap.  Why not learn an honest trade like findomming and just take his money in exchange for the privilege of being openly mocked or simply ignored?  Then they'd be using their talents to contribute something to society, you know?

 

He must be very grateful.

 

Safety first - sure,everybody knows that's rule number one in BDSM play, but what's less often remarked is how important it can be in non-consensual revenge torture too.

People's definitions of physical sexual intercourse vary.  I use my body to pleasure the lady in my life by writhing around in agony, screaming, occasionally losing minor body parts and so on.  Is that 'sexual intercourse', strictly speaking?  Does it really matter how we define the activity, as long as she enjoys it and no harm is caused to anyone who matters?

 

 

 

 

 

Her object all sublime

And they say romance is dead.

 

 

 

Remarkably, it's still valid in the UK even after Brexit, as that Convention is not an EU instrument - indeed it predates it, having come into existence in 1953. Not particularly amusing, sexy or femdommy but actually true (see - you get a lot of useful information from this blog, as well as useless nonsense).  You might wonder, therefore, whether she actually has any legal justification to ban the invocation of the Convention in session - but I advise you to take that up with her.

 

 

They have a standard service charge of 175% for pay-piggies.  But you should tip, too.

 

Many men's misconceptions about lesbian sex actually have a biological basis: specifically, their brains are too small to understand it.

 

It's good that she gets a chance to practice in a safe environment, where it really doesn't matter if anything goes wrong.

Extra one that I'll push out there while it's still a bit topical:

Despotic fantasies

Yes.  Much improved.

A scene from Horrible Bosses (or its sequel): movies exploring the premise that being sexually harassed by Jennifer Aniston wearing a dentist's outfit would be just awful.  As obviously it... hang on.  I think you don't even have to be submissive to like the thought of that, do you?  And if you are...

Isolated even if not technically self-isolated.  Very safe.

The important thing is to get you crying in pain - then the other stuff will be easy enough to sort out.

 

The smell will probably get them in the mood for the barbecue at the Reception, too.

 

 

And yet also how slowly.

 

 

 

 

It feels so wrong it must be right

 

You'd thing she'd at least bother to write a fresh one, instead of bringing out the same piece of paper every time.  This is how marriages go stale, you know.

 

 

 

They're probably thinking that with so many slaves to deal with simultaneously, it won't be so bad for any one of them.  They'd be wrong about that, but it's a comforting thought while they wait.

 

 

If she has to say no, you have to wait.  Or even if she doesn't have to, but wants to anyway.

 

 

 

It's good she's stepping in to help with the scheduling.  My SO sometimes says she despairs of finding enough time for all of the punishment that I deserve, but somehow she always manages, bless her.

 

 

She's actually done quite a few things that - when he finds out about them - he will consider to be very easy to criticise.  But he won't be permitted to do so.

 

Youngers and betters

 

Memo to self: stop using the phrase "there's nothing worse than X" in front of SO.  She takes it as a personal challenge.

You'll soon discover that a day with no whipping at all is a special day. Very special.

 

 

 

 

Don't worry, they're not having you castrated and lobotomised until after the marriage.  Just after: between the ceremony and the reception.  You can think of it as your wedding gift to them.

 

 

 

 

 

Poor old Simon - doesn't get to see the sexy lingerie!  And to think she was worried you might be jealous of him.

Appendectomy: of course.  After all, that nurse would hardly have shaved his groin area this morning if it was his throat that was being operated on, now would she?

 

 

I will show you games where the winner never wins

So lock away the childhood and throw away the key.

 

Probably best just to do it.  Discussions about obedience can become very repetitive.

 

 

 

I think the best years of their relationship are ahead of them.

 

 

 

Like many subs, I find there are limits to how much pain I can take... but none to how much I can receive.

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If he doesn't, they can always turn their attention to the so-called 'best man'.

Spankable moments

If the other maids don't mind, why should you?

 

Paying €200 per hour only enhances the humiliation of line-writing or corner time, I find.

And don't forget that a spit-roast is charged at anal rates at both ends.

They say size doesn't matter, but even fully lubed up I find that it does.

It's symbolic of something or other.  Most things are.

Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do

Mistress Apple, there, of course and she's right, they will.

Off to your mystery honeymoon destination.  Exciting!

My SO enjoys watching me write my name.  There's a whole bunch of forms waiting for me, as soon as I've finished this post.  They're all in Arabic, so I've no idea what they say but apparently they're very important.

Peggy pegs.

People can be so cruel. Especially men.  Bastards.

He can explore his submisive side.  Or not. It really won't make much of a difference either way.