It feels so wrong it must be right

 

You'd thing she'd at least bother to write a fresh one, instead of bringing out the same piece of paper every time.  This is how marriages go stale, you know.

 

 

 

They're probably thinking that with so many slaves to deal with simultaneously, it won't be so bad for any one of them.  They'd be wrong about that, but it's a comforting thought while they wait.

 

 

If she has to say no, you have to wait.  Or even if she doesn't have to, but wants to anyway.

 

 

 

It's good she's stepping in to help with the scheduling.  My SO sometimes says she despairs of finding enough time for all of the punishment that I deserve, but somehow she always manages, bless her.

 

 

She's actually done quite a few things that - when he finds out about them - he will consider to be very easy to criticise.  But he won't be permitted to do so.

 

Sexually irresponsible

 I used to be sexually irresponsible, but someone has kindly taken responsibility now, so that's all right.

Male chess players need to learn that being beaten at the game by a female player isn't humiliating.  Believe me, there are much more humiliating ways of being beaten by a female, if you only seek them out.

I've never understood why dominant ladies so often like to promise me more to cry about.  I don't find it the least bit reassuring.

So much to look forward to.

She shouldn't let him exploit her like that.

She seems quite forceful. It's probably just as well for Gerald that he's only marrying one of her.*

*NB, although this blog generally does not seek to provide advice on safe, sane and consensual BDSM, readers might want to consider the advisability of a romantic relationship with any woman who refers to them as 'human male'.

Love and punishment

Corner time, thankfully, is one of those activities that is largely unaffected by the lockdown. In fact, lockdown is a little like corner time for the entire country, if you think about it (and I have lots of thinking time: several hours most days).

 

There's no place for this kind of bigotry in the modern world.

Enjoy the view while it's still unencumbered with tears.

Erm... "because it was a menial occupation that made insufficient use of her prodigious gifts"?

The angelic, diabolic and generally perfect Mistress Eleise, of course, beneath whose notice I have had the privilege on several occasions to crawl in person.  I have never tried her on 'dumb blonde' jokes, though... perhaps some more adventurous 'reader' could give that a go and let us all know how it works out, if still able to type after the experience.

 

 

He does agree. Several times, every day.  As often as she wants, in fact.

 

And finally a bit of found femdom.  I can't believe I've not encountered* this before.  Nor was I aware that the lovely Alice, of Serena and Alice fame, has a twin sister.  Content warning (1) for those who do not enjoy scenes of brutal torture: contains brutal torture. Content warning (2) for those who do: contains only 1 minute and 45 seconds of it.

Warning 3: the Youtube clip does not appear to be available to viewers located in certain countries.  Gee, if only there were a way to reroute your Internet access through a server in a different country from your own.

* Yes, as a matter of fact I did consider using the lame "come across" joke again.  What of it? 

 

Lady's man

I certainly am... well, a lady's boy, anyway.

There's nothing like standing in the corner with a well-smacked bottom on display to give you a sense of perspective.

Her fees are reasonable. She isn't, I'm glad to say.

I tried calling the NHS helpline once, because I thought it would be a turn-on to ask a nurse all sorts of questions about the safety of enemas and how to deal with unwanted erections. The nurse I ended up speaking to was very sympathetic and started taking me through all of the details - but I must somehow have let on that I was just phoning for the sexual turn-on, so it got a bit embarassing after that.  Anyway, he was very nice and we've agreed to meet up some time after lockdown ends, so that ended well.

Sometimes a session starts badly, but I find when that happens the best thing to do is put it behind me and try to enjoy myself, anyway.

Wearing a shock collar can give you a sense of perspective too... along with a lot of very unpleasant electric shocks, obviously.

Negative feedback

It's the only sort I get.

Interestingly, adult babies and other submissive employees are explicitly excluded from the provisions of the staff handbook relating to discrimination, bullying and abuse.

It also means she has two boxes of chocolates to throw away instead of one.

The rest of the room is decorated in the same style.

Many men would pay a lot of money for that sort of experience.  Not all their money, as he will, admittedly. But a lot.

Phew.  I was beginning to think I was going to have to get through this alone.  Talking about how sexually frustrated I feel, with a bunch of other men, is going to help a lot.

Try to see it Her way

...only time will tell if She is right or you are wrong.

Not do a good job at 'good vigorous vanilla sex'?  Little chance of that, I can assure you!  Prepare for the best eleven seconds of your life, baby!

She later sold the house... said it contained too many memories.

If this blog is still going in three years, I guess this isn't really going to work.

Looks like everyone's having a slow, lazy afternoon.

She actually found it quite traumatic to watch, as she did the three she watched later on in the holiday.  But she bought the souvenir DVD anyway.

Speaking of holiday - I'm going off on one, fnarr fnarr.  So, usual CtD summer: with slightly faded but unused old captions published on a daily basis with minimal fuss.  Watch this space... but don't forget to refresh your screen, or it'll be a long dull summer for you.

Denagratrix

Thank goodness for modern anaesthetics

Speaking of modern anaesthetics, for those of you into extreme femdom violence, torture and castration, here's a sweet little move clip I found.

I'm encouraged already, actually.

...and if I do?

You can download an app that'll translate any length of text into morse code.  She discovered that the next day...

The annual performance reviews can be a bit brutal.

Sexual kneeling

Mmm... concussion play.

To be fair, she did promise Simon a blow-job.  So don't dawdle.

They did a guy last year who - purely by coincidence - actually developed tonsillitis two weeks later. It took forever to get him strapped down the second time, goodness only know what they poor thing thought they were planning to cut off on that occasion!

It likes looking at the pretty pictures and thinking naughty thoughts, though, doesn't it?

Well, all right then. But I hope Mike doesn't go talking about it at work on Monday, that's all.

That's what she said

There's a lot of give and take in their relationship, as you can see.

That one's called 'the tickler'.  Come on - arms up to the shackles - this is going to be fun!

Men's libbers just need to spend more time reflecting quietly on how lucky they are to be living in a female-led society, if you ask me. In the corner, with a well-smacked bottom, preferably.

Just lick something at random - quickly!

With thanks to Alex Bragin for the translation.

There's a hand gesture for 'go away' as well. Pray she never uses it.

I stand, corrected

Every Sunday from 2pm to 4pm, and usually once or twice during the week as well.

It's a shame, but if Beth's not prepared to put in the effort of whipping him to get the house the way it should be, she just has to go.

Of course, she can do it herself.  But it's good to have a really thorough going-over by a  professional every so often too, don't you think?

And even if you weren't thinking it then, you certainly thought it when she mentioned it, didn't you?  So - no excuses.

They say the first four hours are the worst.  They're wrong.

Dommes.  Not always easy to please. But then, that's not why we visit them.