Tuesday, April 30, 2019


You know the 'trix' ending is almost the only example I can think of where femdom culture 'dominates' the mainstream. In principle, one can speak of an editrix, adminstratrix or investigatrix, but it's only going to conjure up an image of a lady in leather with a whip. As most things do for me, to be honest, but I'm talking about normal people.

Incidentally, is a female alligator an alligatrix?  

 This particular incineratrix is the wonderful Goddess Sophia, who has occasionally been unlucky enough to have raw untreated Servitor spilling out across her dungeon floor, but she always managed to get it under control before too long.  A powerful and creative lady.

She's trying to transform the harsh, uncaring image of the findomme business. Although not too much, obviously, or what would be the point of it?


The ball gag is an essential element in this style of play, to make sure the little horrors don't go crawling in where they're not wanted.  And to prevent him screaming out his safeword, which ironically enough in this case is 'arachnophobia'.  What's that you're asking?  'What about his nostrils'? Well, don't be silly - that would block his breathing passages, wouldn't it? Honestly, how many times must I remind everyone: safety first!  That's rules 1, 2 and 3 in BDSM, yeah?  That's why she's using the non-poisonous kind, too, see?

Seems a bit soft-hearted to me.  I mean, 6/7 of his bottom won't be beaten at all, most days.  I thought she'd take a harder line, to be honest.

Of course, if anyone really hates it, she doesn't just let them suffer in silence.  Quite the contrary, actually.

Friday, April 26, 2019

She's my lady...

...I'm her boy.

No, just need a lamp-post to raise my leg against some time soon, that's all. No rush.

A range of sizes  - but all boyfriend-sized, not you-sized, yeah?  Mike's friends will be real guys.

Actually, it's extremely good practice because they don't usually bother to fill the pool with water.

How very kind of her.

She should make sure she gets his consent first, though. Or during - whatever's easiest.

Friday, April 19, 2019

You make my heart sing

You make everything... groovy baby.

Actually, most such limits turn out to be soft and squidgy, when tested vigorously.

Why do all my dates end up like this?  Maybe it's the poetry...

Actually, I think the whole idea of young women putting their torture skills on display like this is a bit offensive.  But no one cares what I think. Even me, oddly.

I think the experience might bring you closer.  So will that hasp, when she attaches it to your collar.

There's an amusing additional caption down here. Hello?  Down here...amusing caption?  Oh, I don't know why I bother...

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Feet first

It's got to turn out my way one of these times...

Hmm... looks like she's finished all of that bottle of water.

If it were being totally candid, it might suggest that it would occasionally appreciate being whipped just a little less hard, but fortunately it has the sense to keep its moronic opinions to itself.

I don't see how the marriage can be regarded as consummated unless she has had sex too.  Hmm...  do you suppose that bell-boy is still around?  He seemed nice.

I think he'll be cleaning her tank again.

Friday, April 12, 2019

Where's Freddie?

What happened to Freddie's Tales?


In honour of New Order, here's a few captioned images that are nothing like as good.

You'll always find me in the kitchen at parties

Happy relationships are all about boundaries.  Many newly-married men get a bit silly about not being able to lead the batchelor life any more, but are you really any 'less free' just because from now on you can't do or say anything your wife disapproves of?  It's just a different way of life, that's all.

Rubbing up against a tree?  Sounds a bit kinky.

She seems nice.

Yes, let's.

What a lovely film that was.  Especially the bath scene...

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Oppressed desires

When I look at her, something about her gaze reminds me of my SO.  And the woman in the picture looks like someone I know, too.

They do such a fine job: still delivering healthcare and anti-rape services to the nation despite all the financial cuts

Remember femdom rule number one: never engage in unsafe activities like really pissing your domme off.

I've heard there's a game called Prison Architect but I'll bet it doesn't have as many options as this.

Actually, though, cigarette ash is low-calorie, fat free and even vegan.  So it can be a very healthy part of a diet, mixed together with other foodstuffs, which is exactly how I take it.

Friday, April 5, 2019

Tears before, during and after bedtime

It's actually quite high in calories, but don't worry about that because you're unlikely to be able to keep much of it down.

Thank goodness for that.  I think you can just leave the case in her capable hands.

I dunno - I find shops vary in the degree to which they are kink-friendly. Once I was sent to find some gear for an adult baby session and for some reason the staff in the 'early years' shop got all weird about it when I started asking about how strong their leather reins sets were, and whether the cots could be fitted with padlocks. But then on another occasion, I had to buy a hairbrush and the shop assistant in the department store I went to was delighted to help me try every one of them out.  Said it was something she wished she could do to more customers.  So you never know.

Silly boys.  Reinforced seat trousers do little good when they're around your ankles, anyway.

Male brains don't multi-task. Mine barely tasks at all, to be honest.  Now then: I was writing a caption..?

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

The power and the glory

Goodness. I hope I don't have to say too many Hail Marys.

There's an interesting philosophical point there, actually.  Can one 'show' nothing?  Or is 'nothing' merely the absence of showing? Taking the thought experiment further, can one be 'nothing'?  My SO says one can, and one is, so that point is fairly settled.

Icelandic femdom is complicated.  But worth it for those interested in play that involves being subjected to extremes of hot and cold, as well as eating raw fish.

Lots of men get quite nervous before their first time with her.  And full-on hysterically terified before all subsequent sessions.

Finishing with a religious theme too. The movie Valentines Day is highly recommended. Taylor, Anne... Mostly vanilla, obviously, but there is even a very brief femdomination scene, with Anne being a phone sex Russian domme with a rubber band.