Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Femdom captions. More femdom captions.

Oi, Google!  Over here.  More femdom captions.  Other world kingdom.  Dominatrix.  Bandicoots.  Anne Hathaway.  Kittens doing amusing things on video.

That's enough site optimization for now.  On we go.

Kitchen discipline
The arms only get broken anyway, so it's a bit silly really.

Humiliation domination secretary-ation
No danger of this one being talked about in the secretary's pool. Not as long as she gets that pay rise.  And yours too.

Fellatio night
It's better to give than receive.  And important always to swallow, too.

Femdom wife for sure
Of course, she's a bit of an amateur and there's lots she doesn't know about.  Safewords, for instance.  She doesn't know about those.  Or care.

Lesbian girlfriends and punishment oh my
Poor Natalie.  I hope she gets over it quickly, don't you?

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Beaten. Into submission.

You know, the pageview stats tell me that I should have the phrase "femdom captions" in the title of every post.  Maybe next time.  Femdom captions.  Say it loud and say it... frequently.

Female supremacist politics
Well, someone has to sort it out.

Other world kingdom - oh yes
First day in the OWK... always a bit difficult.

Whats a penectomy here or there between friends
It's really none of his business, so I think he should just try to sneak quietly off and get on with his chores.

Lick my shoes you worm...and other femdom tropes
Not yours, obviously.

Orgasms for effort
The worst thing is, she doesn't actually have any gold stars.  She just has to remember.  And you know what her memory's like...

Monday, May 21, 2012

Tread harshly for you tread upon my dreams

Domme with a floppy toy... thats it really
I have absolutely nothing to say about this one.

Decisions for dommes
I think you could be in with a chance here, you know.  Try pitiful begging.

Divorce from hell - and back again
I expect you've both said things you're going to regret (joke copyright Portal 2)

Femdom prisoner cell block G
Actually, I think it could be quite nice with some chairs, a bookshelf or two, a few lights mounted on the walls... Shame there aren't going to be any.

Dominatrix water torture oh my
Time to just relax and be herself.

Sunday, May 20, 2012

Mainstream media

I don't normally post about this sort of thing.  And it's not like a proper domme scene or anything.  But goodness me, I've just seen this film, Dark Shadows.

And this lady is in it:

Oh - and believe me, she (over) acts it as a villainness just as much as you might want.

Here she is talking to Johnny Depp:

And again... look at that smile:

She often wears red... and veeery high heels.

She's very rich, drives a red sportscar:

And...did I mention she's a witch?

So... let's bring it all together.  Look at the picture below.  Here she is talking to Johnny.  And she's about to do something very witchy.  And she is actually wearing red.  You just can't see the item of clothing at the moment.  But you will (if you see the movie, or if you wait a bit until the lawyers get tired of chasing pirated clips of it off YouTube).

I'll give you a clue. Her plan here is that Johnny should have a reminder of her, throughout the eternity in the coffin, unable to move, to which she intends to consign him.

It's not a bad movie.  I mean, it's all right.  It's not as good as other Burton/Depp movies.  Don't go seeing it because I've given you the impression it's a two hour femdom fest or anything.  I mean, obviously it's not.  Go if you want to see it.  Or if you're in love...

By co-incidence - well, not at all by coincidence if you think about it - I'd already featured and captioned an image of the actress, Eva Green, without even knowing her name.  (First item in this post)  I know her name now... and I can assure you, you'll be seeing a lot more of the divine Ms Green around here.

That's all for now.  Normal captioned service will be resumed shortly.

Thursday, May 17, 2012


I'd like to be.
  • to have or retain possession of
  • to remain or cause to remain in a specified state or condition
  • to look after or maintain for use, pleasure, etc.
  • to provide for the upkeep or livelihood of
  • to support financially, esp in return for sexual favours
  • to confine or detain or be confined or detained
All of those, please.  All of those.

Blonde lipstick chastity wow!
Maybe later you can sneak out, remember the sight of her putting that lipstick on, and howl at the moon.

Such a lot of fuss...

Slave to mistress
Well, it's not as if you didn't have a last orgasm.  I mean, one of them has to be.  It must have been on your birthday, surely?  Oh no, she gave you a tie this year, didn't she?  Well, anyway.

Gimp with attitude
Or, as on this occasion, just decided to leave and make a new life for herself.  I expect Ralph will cope OK on his own.  He'll probably forget all about her after a day or two.  Dehydration does that.

Unrequited contempt
Woof.  Woof woof woof.

Monday, May 14, 2012


Isn't it?  And doesn't that just feel great?

Femdom honeymoon
Welcome to the second day of the rest of your life.

Unwanted blonde attention
Cucumbers... it's so silly to be jealous of a cucumber.  Sigh.

Dominatrix daughter look out!
Actually, she's doing a school project on it.

Hand over mouth fetish Mmmmphhh!
Admittudlee, therez a slite risk of brane dammige, but nuffin to worry none, no way.

serious caning
Yes, Ma'am.

Thursday, May 10, 2012


It's what I aspire to be.  But I expect I'll always remain completely abuseless.  So it goes.

Lesbian sadistic lust oh my
Actually, it's quite common for female orgasms to be accompanied by loud screams.  That's what I always find when She leaves my gag off, anyway.

Ah...Madame Sarka.  Bestrides the world of femdom like...herself.  Doubles the traffic to my site when she's featured here.  Welcome, welcome.

Zapped into obedience
It's what electricity was invented for.

Schoolgirl sadism - there's a lot of it about
After all, it's nearly time for end of term reports.  The maths teacher got a particularly poor grade last time, so he'll certainly be keen to have improved.

Just a little memento
You won't forget her, either.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Evil leather-clad dominatrices

You know, I enjoyed typing that title so much, that I thought I had to have a post just about it.  But marriage creeps in here too, as I guess it always will.

She likes them bruised
Hmmm... Sounds like you'll shortly be sexually compatible!

Forced drinking
It's not the worst thing you've ever tasted is it?  Oh, is it?  OK, well something has to be.  Anyway, you don't want to keep her waiting.  No don't.

Shocking truth about femdom
Phew!  Lucky escape there.

Time to die
Possibly even less than three or four years - she can be quite moody, after all.

Marriage is an institution
I think that's rather sweet.  Just because the marriage is over, doesn't mean a couple should stay apart for ever.  I expect he thinks about her all the time.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in a - oh, hang on, never mind.

All rather domestic this time.  Lovers of evil dominatrices in black leather...goodness I enjoyed typing that, let's go again... evil dominatrices in black leather, look elsewhere.  The very next post, frinstance.

Femdom travel and stay at home husband
Look on the positive side of things.  You and her mother have never got on - let's face it, she hates you.  This might be the time when you really get things sorted out.

Humiliated bridegroom
Just as long as it's not Nadine.  Oh please don't let it be Nadine...

Domestic chores and domestic discipline
Ah...recently married couples.  So sweet.

Slave husband no opinion
You've got hers, so why would you want your own?

Wormy little slave
It's a good point, and one she's made before. At the wedding reception, for a start.