A good hard marriage

... that's what most men need.

She's getting mixed signals here.  Fortunately, the ones she's giving are entirely consistent.

Thank goodness for that.

My own SO avoids this problem by only fucking guys who despise me.  Fortunately, that doesn't restrict her freedom of action at all.

Honestly, given the choice between fucking her and fucking you, it's hard to see how anyone could prefer not to play it straight.  But some guys have weird sexual preferences.  I've heard.

Actually, I have a funny story about a pair of masturbation gloves and some nettles.  Well... it was funny at the time, anyway.  For her.

Dressed to oppress

Argh!  It's worse than when waiters do this... write it down!

 

 

Time to discover some traditional small-town values, I suggest.

 

 

 

You might as well be comfortable, while writhing in agony, after all.

 

 

Can a truly life-long relationship be founded on such flimsy foundations as a boots fetish and financial exploitation?  Do you think he or she cares?

Kitten has sharp claws, daddy issues and some serious rage to work through.

 

Her opinion matters

It does - like many other men, I discovered early on in married life how much pain can be caused by not listening carefully enough to my partner's concerns.

 

 

Hmm.  It's hardly surprising they don't send her the best boys they have, if she keeps on breaking them.  But I don't want to be the one to tell her that.

 

 

Unnecessary rudeness can leave such a nasty taste in the mouth.

 

 

Mistress wants her slave to put his clothes back on - quietly now! - tiptoe off to the dungeon door and silently fuck off.  There's a good boy.

 

 

 

It's good they're all labelled because the faces usually get a bit messed up and hard to recognise, particularly those who were married when they arrived.

 

 

Try not to judge her too harshly.  He is very annoying.

 

 

 

 

 

Her husband, her rules

She doesn't need any limits, so why would you?

 

 

Actually, the disciplinary spankings can also be part of a healthy, active sex life, as long as it's understood that it's not yours.

 

 

 

 

It's a day to express gratitude, so don't forget to do that. Oh - and to count, too.

 

 

 

Don't worry: 'the good bit' goes on for a long time.

When she says she 'doesn't believe a word of it' she means the story, obviously.  She fully agrees with the statement that was actually tattooed on.

 

Miss rule

 

I usually find that my main thought during 'thinking time' is 'I think I can't stand this much longer' but my SO says it helps and I don't like to contradict her.

 

 

I think she's over-reacting. First rule of army life: 'stuff goes missing', amiright?

 

 

 

That does sound fun.  Don't worry if you don't get it the first time - you can have as many goes as you like, subject to any withdrawal limitations imposed by your bank (and you may want to try asking for those to be lifted, it'll increase your chance of success).

 

They do other things too.  But mainly that.

I think you're about to make two lovely ladies very happy.

 

Play-related stress

 

Don't worry, sissy, you won't have to stay there the whole day.  Just most of the day.

 

 

Oh dear, I can never think of what to wish for in these situations...  I suppose there's always 'world peace'.

 

 

 

Whoosh!

Her rod and staff... that's the rod, you're going to be be her staff.

I'm sure it'll be a memorable honeymoon - but then, aren't all honeymoons memorable, albeit in different ways?

 

More femdom stuff that's out there and not much remarked upon: this talented chap (I'm assuming 'chap') draws things that are rather lovely if you're into giantess fetish and possibly even if you are not.  He also reposts some vintage stuff which is reminiscent of the elegant and delightful Gibson Girls.

Whatever she likes, whenever she says

 

Honestly, imagining bothering her about a little thing like that.

 

 

Oh well...wouldn't want to disappoint Suzie, would we? 

 

Obviously, you are allowed to have opinions, even as her husband, as long as they're the right ones.

...unless she'd rather I made her a nice cup of tea?  No?  Sure?  OK, cattle prod it is, then.

Like most men in a female-led relationship, I learnt about pre-menstrual tension quite early on.  Also post-menstrual tetchiness and during-menstrual extreme violence.

Marital law

 

Just before he takes his real marriage vows.

 

 

 

Don't worry: biting during sex play is considered vanilla these days, so no one at work is likely to bat an eye if you turn up with a few playful bite marks on your neck, slightly raggedy ears or a couple of missing fingers.  So just let her go with it.

 

 

 

My SO thinks electric shocks are funny too.  I've never really seen the humour in it myself, but maybe it's one of those Mars/Venus things.

 

 

 

 

It's always worth buying things in bulk.  My friends at school bought me a lifetime's supply of condoms and I'm less than one third of the way through.  Exactly one third, actually.

The decision-making in this marriage is shared.  Once she's made a decision, she shares it with you.  Well... it's best to know, isn't it?

And a topical one for the Brits:

Dumb hearts get broken

 

I just hate feeling useless...

 

 

 

Actually, the little hole can be opened up wider.  But not for food.

 

 

Pookles is beginning to wonder whether he should put his foot down in this relationship. Or just throw himself on the floor and scream uncontrollably.

 

Don't try to understand women's sexuality.  It's more complex and subtle than the male variety. 

 

Maybe she'll let you kiss her feet afterwards, before dragging yourself from her presence.

 

And a little bit of found femdom for you. This is the webcomic Fluffy Bunny, which seems to be quite old but I had not encountered before.  Mostly it's a bit too cute for my tastes, but I did like this one:

 

 

 

 

Art intimidating life

 

It's hard to believe anyone could be so cruel, contemptuous and dismissive... and not even charge for it.

 

 

Remember, there are no stupid questions, only stupid sissy co-workers.

 

 

 

 

How sweet.  I can understand why women are attracted to lesbianism. The thing I find incomprehensible is that some women aren't.

 

 

 

It is after all, voluntary slavery, so you should accept all her orders of your own free will. Otherwise you're not doing it right, and she'll have to step in.

Actually she knows precisely how to do that because apparently she's filmed pretty much the same scene in eight of her last movies.  I think the directors are just humouring her and that's probably a good idea.