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| Better hurry up and get used to it - you're late for work. |
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| Planning a session...hope it's like this. |
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| She really appreciates it, because she knows how uncomfortable it makes you feel, seeing her in lingerie like that. You can go and run some cold water over it if you like - but make sure you dry it off, so it can't rust. |
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| ...and I'm certainly not allowed to write it. |
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| Men can get so frustrated waiting for women to get ready. It's a good thing she has you to help. |
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| I think she's due a pay rise. |
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| How did you get on? Did you? So did I. Never mind - maybe next time. |
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| You don't have an inferiority complex, you see - you actually are inferior. |
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| Never mind. These things happen. |
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| The worst of it is that she's a multi-millionaire film star. It's not as if she needs the money. |
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| Actually, even if you don't recycle them it's still better than all those nasty plastic bags. |
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| He graduated top of his class in hairdresser school. After all, he had mastered the art of studying in med school. Being whipped for poor performance helped, too. |
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| It wouldn't be so bad, if the things she said about him weren't so personal - you know? |
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| It's her favourite part of the day. |
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| Actually, when you really think about it there are lots of reasons why life might be easier without balls, around Anne. There's Tuesdays for example. She usually comes back from the studio feeling rather grumpy. That'll hurt less after tomorrow. |
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| A man can only be pushed so far. Ithink he's reaching his limits. |
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| It's a shame because actually he has a very high IQ just now. Still, astrophysics doesn't get the toilet clean, does it? He'll be happier this way. Or if he isn't, no one will care. |
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| That nurse might be a bit cross with you, for getting her into trouble like that. Still, I expect she'll put the local anaesthetic in anyway. She's a professional, you know. |
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| Sorry - bit of a strange mood today. |
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| Isn't she kind? Let's hope she's in a good mood tomorrow morning. Try not to look too disappointed if she says no, though - she doesn't like having her decisions questioned. |
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| Actually, it's only by making mistakes that we learn. Well: by making mistakes and being whipped for it, I mean. |
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| Don't worry - you'll have plenty of time. |
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| He was hoping for a new ironing board but managed to hide his disappointment. |
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| What a lot of text. Click and zoom, click and zoom. Y'know, I've always thought those 'guardress' uniforms are just so...so...excuse me, I really must click and zoom. |
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| It must be such a relief not to have to cope with all that begging for mercy, not to mention the hysterical screams. |
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| Still, tomorrow she could play double or quits. |
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| How bad can it be? |
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| Still, it's good to have a trade in these uncertain times. |
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| Little yappy thing - you know? Jumps up high. |
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| That's a relief. |
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| They do scream therapy too. Nor primal scream therapy. Just the ordinary sort. |
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| Then you'll know you've only another 12 due when you get home, and you can really enjoy the evening. |
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| Bullying is wrong. Simply wrong. And just occasionally unspeakably sexy. |
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| I always used to think this was a very frequent mistake, especially for non-native speakers of English. But Miss Hunter assures me that no one makes it more than once. I stand corrected. |
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| Men can be so selfish. There's nothing wrong with just letting it go on until she comes, OK? |
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| Of course, she could answer it. She just doesn't want to. |
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| It's your own fault. It's a bad word, a hurtful word. You'll find out exactly how hurtful. |
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| She needn't have worried. Caroline was delighted, and even took Harry home with her. They have so much to talk about. Well, she does. |
