Sunday, April 29, 2012

The thwack of willow on leather

Ah yes, now there's a sound to cntemplate.  The summer is finally approaching.  Time to travel to the UK, for some of those traditional English village pasttimes.  I mean cricket, of course.  In the meantime, here are some captioned images of female domination.  Again.

Femdom girlguides
It's amazing how many cookies they sell though.  This man bought more than 10,000 boxes last year.

Beg nicely now
Doesn't she look sweet and fun-loving?  Half right.

Femdom entrapment no less
Getting quite crowded down there.

Nows your chance slave
She's very reasonable, don't you think?

Real man really?
It's best not to get all hung up on definitions.  Man.  Slave.  Sissy.  Doorstop.  None of them are really the real you, so why not just be all of them as yourself?

Friday, April 20, 2012

Tout abus sera puni says, in posters all over the Paris metro.  And quite right too.

Merciless dominatrix
Oh...I love this photoshoot.

Just to make absolutely sure, though, she'd like you to watch her fucking your wife, if that's OK?  Lovely.

Clamped slave
It's her preferred management technique, so please don't make a fuss. 

Spanked and more
Loving female authority...with a cattle prod just in case the love doesn't do it.

Paced domination
Dream session.  Heels clicking on floorboards...yum.

Saturday, April 14, 2012

May I take your orders, Ma'am?

More femdom captions.  Oh yes.  The phrase that seems to fascinate Mr Google, because most of my page views go there.  So I'll say it again.  More femdom captions.

Madame Sarka with a whip oh my
Oh yes please, Madame Sarka...

Giantess miniman all good
Of course he knows she loves him really.  But then she also loves her cat.

Jaw-breaking femdom
Arrgghhooo anglappphy snnnghhh.

Cut down to size femdom
Actually, my first girlfriend was kind enough to tell me that the size of my penis was a matter of complete indifference to her.  Wasn't that nice?

Heads or tails femdom
Good luck.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Screaming with laughter

It's such a great combination - don't you think?

On with the captioned femdom pictures.

Princess Kali and forced bi goodness me
Princee Kali, of course.  I love the look of sweet innocence combined with cruelty. Screaming with laughter, to be sure.

Honeymoon in OWK
Isn't she beautiful?  Ahhhh.

Femdom caption brainclamp and thats three words you dont see together every day
Many wives refuse to have their husbands brain-clamped.  And it's true, it does cut down on the opportunities for punishment.  But I say there doesn't always have to be a reason.

Other world kingdowm fiscal policy
I understand the Czech Republic has offered to send some advisors to help the USA out with its partisan political gridlock.  I don't know what they have in mind...but it might be worth trying, right?

Domme discusses how hard to beat you.
Isn't it nice to see a couple discussing it like this?  How hard and how often she beats you... well, that's something you should have a say in before she decides.

Thursday, April 5, 2012

Just a few captions I tossed off this morning

Sorry, I think there might have been some punctuation missing there.

Jessica likes girls and likes pain
Contempt.  Indifference.  Marriage.

Slave cage time
I expect you'll be able to work out why.  After all, you'll have plenty of time to think.

Mysteries of the male orgasm
That's a little unfair.  Let's not forget production of a few dribbles of something that looks like snot and tastes horrible.  Ah, 'tis a magical thing the male orgasm.  If I remember rightly, anyway.

Femdom caption now with added search terms
I like the way she tries to motivate you not to let him bite off your cock or testicles by telling you she'll be cross if he does.

Strict disciplinary hearing
It's just a lot quicker that way.  You're graded on a scale of F to F-, by the way.  Best of luck.

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Not very good at this either

This blogging thing, I mean.  I've been trying to create a slideshow, but I just can't get it up (oh, on the blog for goodness sake, calm down, this isn't a Carry On movie!).

So...using Powerpoint I've made a tiny, really poor quality movie that readers with good eyesight (the minority of you, by now I would imagine) might enjoy.  Then after the break, below, I've posted each of the pictures in sequence and you can achieve an animated effect using the magic of scrolling.

Oh yes - and I know she changes her clothes and background from one shot to the next.  I haven't got that many photos of her that I can do the whole thing from one photoshoot, you know!

This works really well as a PowerPoint slideshow.  So if anyone knows how to post that, just let me know...

Pics below the break