Friday, December 30, 2011

On the fourth day of Christmas

My Mistress gave to me
...four across the buttocks
...three across the knuckles
...two hours in the corner
...and an hour being spanked across her knee.

Lesbian lust oh my
I expect they'll find something to amuse themselves with. I wonder if Amanda has any hobbies?

Schoolgirl with a cane oh my oh my
Their grades have been quiite poor, actually.  I think your professional integrity requires you to resist revising them for as long as possible.

No more femdom fantasy
Ironically, being married to her is a bit more expensive too.  Still, too late now.

Beat the shit out of him first argue later
Yes Ellen.

Wasn't it nice of her to ask him?  And isn't Anne Hathaway just the most...., just the... oh words fail me and I'm not even fit to be unworthy of her.  Sigh.  SIGH. 

Sunday, December 25, 2011

She's making a list and checking it twice

Merry Christmas, boys and fully functional human beings!

Think of me this Christmas time.  I'll be there all snuggly wrapped up under the Christmas tree waiting to find out what I'll be getting this year.  Chestnuts roasting on the open fire....well, not again I hope.

Christmas comes but once a year, after all...and...oh, ah I'm sure I was going to come up with some femdom-related humour just there, but I can't remember it now.  A witty play on words I expect.  To much eggnog I suppose...or at least, she assured me it was eggnog.

Here y'are, one extra for the festive season.

She won't share them with Madame Sarka, you know.  Not after those two broke last Christmas.

I think she's showing him how much she cares, don't you?

You don't get to visit the in-laws and she stands you in the corner with your hands chained?  Is this supposed to be a punishment?  Honestly, I think the blog's going soft.

That's more like it.

You think it's hard for you - I have to write them really small!

She really wanted a necklace too.  Still, I expect she can keep on wearing that old one with the key on it for another year.

Friday, December 23, 2011

But I am a worm, and no man; a reproach of men, and despised of the people.

Nothing so pervy as the Bible, is there?

On we go, mustn't dawdle, only 2 more wanking days before Christmas.

Whip it up
We really need to fundamentally rethink our vision of society, to tackle climate change.  Having lots of beautiful dommes around wearing leather would be a really good start, IMWO*.

Piss femdom never tasted so refined
Later he discovered that he could tell the difference between wines, as long as they were first passed through Anna.  But by then, his career had moved on.

paddle me paddle me!
Don't worry.  If you didn't look, you have nothing to be terrified about.

Evil twisted former secretary fantasy stuff
Well that's a relief.  The rumour around the office was that the woman doing these evaluations was a real man-hater who took pleasure in humiliating male staff.

BJ on the QT
Times are hard, you need the money and she hates the taste of semen.  It's perfect.

*IMWO = In My Worthless Opinion.  I'm trying to start a meme, here.

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Devotional intelligence

There are actually scientific tests of men's devotional intelligence scores.  You're given a set of 100 statements and asked for your opinion on each, which is then ignored.  It's very accurate.

Two dommes both looking at me and my brain is gonnehegfetdgdtf
Actually, I don't think the former owners left the key.  Might just have to leave it there.

Jenny gives her hubby a good brain-zapping
Well, he's not writhing around on the floor in agony, so something's obviously wrong.

Burnt flesh showing her name.  Yum
It wouldn't be so bad, but she just can't spell for toffee.  "Slutt" indeed - and all over your forehead too!

Sweeps as it beats as it flogs as it teases
Women.  Getting all excited over an ordinary household appliance?  Remember when she got that new iron, and couldn't stop trying it out on the back of your hand?  Girls and their toys, eh?

Too short to satisify too long to not to care
That's a bit unfair. But then so was telling all your friends you were too small to satisfy her, and then making you hire her a male escort.  Sometimes life's not fair like that.  Hey - you're an impotent cuckold with a tiny cock.  But there's probably a good side to that, right?  Right?

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Rebuke me in your anger or discipline me in your wrath


Not a femdom bitch from hell
She didn't rush to judgement, though.  She took her time.

cold hearltless and brutal...whats not to like?
Yet another of those Mars and Venus things, I reckon.  What do you suppose she's trying to tell you here?

Psycho domina quest-ce que cest?
Actually the greatest torture is trying to read the tiny print...

Dommed by accident
Actually that's not fair.  At least one of the girls in the office calls you "Bootlicking little perverted wanker.".  No idea why.

Small penis acceptance?
There are times in any marriage when an apology is called for.  Here's one.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

What do you call a slave all wrapped up in brown paper?


What do you call a trannie, with one ankle tied tightly up to 'her' genitals?


How many slaves does it take to - oh never mind.  In my heart, I know I'm funny.

On with the pictures...I've got pages and pages of great material.

Unnecessary whipping oh dear
Still, no harm done.

What a lovely picture
I'd forgive her.  Wouldn't you forgive her?

Smaller penis humiliation
He's quite a big boy, but now he'll be able to try small penis humiliation!  For a while anyway.  Isn't that great?

Just fruit
I thought we'd try a change from the sexual themed pictures.  Just a pretty girl eating a banana.  Wholesome fun. 

Submissive by name
And you can call her Ma'am.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Thou shalt not

Not without permission anyway.

Cinderellas twin domme sisters oh my
And they all lived happily - oh no, hang on, no they didn't.

Bunny girl dominatrix...always wanted to type that phrase
I think it's great when husband and wife can work together.  But don't expect her to help out with the housework - remember who's bringing home the big bucks in this relationship.  She earns more money, too.

Cruel dominant lesbian wife...what's not to like?
A G5?  A G5 airplane?

I expect its perfectly safe
You have to time it right.  Best to work up to it in stages, taking him a little further each time until that IQ's just down where you like it.

She's not going to lick it off you know.
You need to learn to respect her rights.  Or just respect her.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Dealing with feelings of guilt

I'd like you to meet some ladies who are really good at that.

Femdom wife says no - agin
Don't worry, you'll show her.  Just go and get yourself a lawyer and - oh.  OK, so if you save your pocket money for about two years, maybe you can afford a really cheap lawyer, and then...

Beaten for her pleasure oh my
Maybe you choose tonight.  Then she can choose again tomorrow.

Hot lesbian girl on girl action, no less
Let's just hope the little wife doesn't ever mention that you call her 'the bitch'.

Girls guns and attitude
Unconditional surrender.

Instruments of torture - part 36
Nice to see her soft and affectionate side, for a moment, before she really gets started on you.