Femdom captions once again

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Don't worry.  She'll be there with you the whole time.  With a bit of luck, you'll still just be conscious when she comes - won't that be nice?





He goes to confession too.





She's such a professional.  Sometimes the same caning scene will require eight or nine complete takes before she's satisfied.





Astute observers of financial markets might realise that I created this caption a long time ago (I don't always post captions as soon as I do them, in fact I have about 180 waiting to be posted - isn't that nice?) - because the Euro is no longer particularly high.  I expect that was the first thing that caught your eye when you looked at this one, right?  Right?





Doesn't she look sweet?  Try to remember that, because your eyes will be too sore to open quite soon.



Smack addiction

I'll admit it, I have one.

How can you resist those eyes?  Go on - it's only agony.

He'll soon discover that she plans to satisfy his chastity fantasy in a rather literal way too.  Well... when I say "soon", I mean he'll discover that over a period of several months.

Of course, she knows it's all superstitutious nonsense really.  But it's better to be safe than sorry, don't you think?  You never know - there might be something in it.

So...just in time to spend the rest of the lesson being beaten for being late.  Perfect timing, really.

But she does them a small kindness by blindfolding them first.  It does give them just a few more seconds before they realise what's about to happen, and start screaming hysterically in fear.

How do I love her, let me count the ways

One thank You, Ma'am
Two, thank You, Ma'am
Three, thank You, Ma'am
uh - four, thank You, Ma'am!
Five - oh - thank You, Ma'am!
sniff...whimper...
SIX!  Aaah!  Six thank You, Ma'am!
Thank You, thank You.

Thank You.

Very politely.  Or you'll really be in trouble.

With three of them lesbians and three bisexual, I guess there are going to be some interesting votes.  Shame you don't get to vote, really.

Don't worry about what she likes.  You don't have to do a thing. Just scream if you feel like it - she definitely likes that.

Poor David.  Those horribly sore balls.  Still, I understand someone will be kissing them better later on.

And you get to be a lifestyle client.  You take whatever she gives you, until you can't afford it.

Divine darkness

It'll be quite a tight fit.  Still - only a month to go.

You have the right to remain silent and obedient.

Could be quite an uncomfortable situation, there.

He keeps a daily diary.  To be honest, it's a bit boring.

I've never eaten a sweater. I licked out the contents of a vacuuum clearner bag once.  Fluffy.

Premature ejaculation

That's what you call it when you come before she's given you permission.  It can be quite painful.


On with the show:




Days with a "y" in them, for example.



Now two men aren't having sex with her.

But in the event she decided the next morning not to marry him.  Wanted a man who still had his testicles, apparently.  Women!  Eh?  You just can't please them.

It's very kind of Sarah to do this while she's away.  After all, she really doesn't like men - quite the man-hating lesbian, really.

Consent.  I've said it before and I'll say it again: it's the most important word in BDSM.

Lessons in love

....with punishments if you fail any of the tests.




Now it's getting towards summer, the days are just right.  A little chilly perhaps, but as the sunlight stretches out into the evening, a day trotting through the hills just seems to last forever.  Don't you think?





There comes a point at which humiliation and degradation just don't work any more.



She loves to bind him tightly in desperately uncomfortable positions, so he can gasp out the scientific names of the each of the muscles that she has placed under agonising strain.



I think therefore I serve.



That was a bit of luck, wasn't it?

Hanging my head in shame

A frequent instruction from a wonderful London domme.  Thank You, Ma'am.

The Look.

Mirrors can help in this situation.

She's right, you're wrong so there's not a lot to discuss.

I understand that if the meeting goes well, we might be invited to pitch for their main account, at Sir Charles's country residence.  So that's an incentive.

She's forgotten she used to prefer the vibrator even when you did have everything in working order.  I mean, it's quite a bit bigger for one thing.