I have an inferiority complex but it isn't a very good one

Not a Woody Allen quote, remarkably, but Steven Wright.


On we go.

You have bought her an anniversary present, too, right?

Many submissive men often feel quite uncomfortable when left by themselves.  I can't think why.



Actually, although the "forced" is entirely accurate, "bi" is not, as it implies you get to have sex with women too. 





OK, it's all a bit rushed. She's a romantic traditionalist at heart, though.  Believe me: you will be going down on your knees.



Isn't she beautiful?