TLC

Tender loving cruelty, that is.

Let's hope the helpline gets back to her quickly.  She doesn't want a suffocated corpse lying around her flat - again.



Not that it really matters.





Men who find it difficult to see their wives' points of view should try it - it's amazing what a few hours of agony can do.







Oh no.  Not Sarah.  Not again.  That's just not fair.  Maybe you should say something?



Thought I'd moved on, didn't you?  Oh no.  She haunts my dreams...and my hard drive.