Scream nicely, and she might

Oh... and there's a little extra at the bottom of today's post.  Just a little something.

A day to remember... and then a day you will try desperately to forget.

 

It's not as if your parents haven't seen you cry before, anyway.

 

 

I think it's every boy's dream.  To grow up to do the laundry for a real fighter pilot...

 

Well...someone who hasn't paid, for a start.

 

Gone but not forgotten.

Extra extra!

Now, for those of you who have been sufficently dedicated to 'read' down this far, a little treat.  Here's a site I discovered yesterday and I can't understand why I have never come across it (fnar fnar) before,  It's British, brutal and - well, like Cruella, really.  And I do.  Like Cruella, I mean.

http://thebritishinstitution.com

Pay site, and the preview pics are a bit small, but there are over 100 decent-quality (very short!) preview vids to watch.

I think it's great.  I don't normally post links - I leave that to the mighty Paltego - but this site just doesn't seem sufficiently well known.

Obviously, I don't have any connection with this site.  I don't have any connection with anything, really. 

Here are a few of the (too small!) preview photos:

Off you go, now.  Don't keep the Warden waiting.

Take my hand, take my whole life too

...because who cares what 'wise men say' anyway?

You'll have to ask them when you next see them.  Of course, that'll have to be when you're no longer grounded.

 

What's the worst that can happen?

 

They don't know yet, anyway.

 

Relax!  She's a professional, OK?

 

Whimper.

One step beyond

No use crying over spilt
...err...

 

It's the perfect end to an evening, after a night out and a curry.

 

Oh look - she hasn't got an ashtray!  What to do...?

 

And every anniversary too.

 

Try thinking of her needs for a change.

Pervertual reality

Welcome to my world.

You need to be careful about that.  Dommes can be rather literal-minded.  I told my Significant Other that my heart belonged to her, and it took quite a while (and a lot of cash) to persuade her that it was best to leave it inside me for a while.

 

Sometimes, one partner in the relationship has to take the first step, and really try something new, y'know?

 

Come to think of it, it was nothing.  Forget it.

 

It's just not fair on her, the way it is, do you see?  Having to say no every month - it just makes her the bad guy.  Come on - give a little, here.

 

See?  Didn't I tell you?  If you don't want them to take your requests literally, just don't ask.  Now look what you made her do.

Caned to...

(So many possibilities)

...tears?
...perfection?
...amuse her friend?
...help him do a better job of the ironing?
...the sound of The Best of Abba, Vol 2?
...try out a new stroke?
...obedience?
...the sound of girlish laughter?

You decide (if You're of the superior sex, obviously).

On with the show:

No rush.  Take your time.  She can even leave you there all night, if you like, and finish off tomorrow.

 

Well, obviously if you're going out to dinner, you'll be swallowing.  Really - this doesn't sound so bad at all, does it?

 

 

I used to pay for humiliation sessions, but now what I do instead is just ask ladies I fancy whether they'd like to go out for a drink with me.  It's a lot cheaper.

 

Whatever you say, I think she's going to suggest you wear something a bit skimpier, you know.

 

 

I'm sure you can think of a good reason between now and tomorrow's appointment at the clinic.

and yes I said yes I will Yes.

Todays theme is love.

But then, it always is.

Enjoy.

 

That was kind, don't you think?  Changing her plans like that, just for you.

 

 

The customer is always right.

 

 

Number 17.

 



Soft power... stronger than diamond.

Try to see it Her way

Quite a moment here, in your marriage.  Because it's the last time you'll hear "fetch the canvas bag" without experiencing that stab of fear.

 

Nothing wrong with a healthy day's sport.  Really, they're just helping Nature to keep the numbers down.

 

Hmmm... she's rather pretty isn't she?  It'll be fun fantasising about her when you're lying in bed after your operation.  As long as your throat doesn't ache so much you're not feeling in the mood, anyway.  Something to look forward to!

 

God, it can be agonising waiting for a woman to come sometimes, can't it?  Especially when you've started drawing blood.  Oh well - better get on with it.

 

Really, you can scream and beg as much as you like.  She doesn't mind at all.

I have to praise Her

...like I should...

Although to be fair, it takes him even longer.  Months, usually.

 

Oh don't worry - it's just a caption, she's not really that unfeeling.  Anyway, she got another one, so it all ended up well.

 

Marriage - it takes some getting used to.  Just deciding to eat whenever you feel like it, thinking only of yourself, entering or leaving a room without permission, owning things - you just have to gradually accept that you don't do that any more.

 

Refusng to swallow could turn out to be quite hazardous to your health, though.

 

Mmmmpphrrrnnnghhhh.