Oh, go on then.

Last of the summer whines.  A bumper crop.

 

 

Well, there we go.  The summer clearance sale.  60 captioned photos in just over two weeks.

 

But I have another 840 unpublished on my computer, so we have a while to go yet...

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I'm probably technically 'back' from holiday by now, but it's going to take me a few days to get some quiet time to myself, with a tub of Vaseline, in front of the computer. So let's have a few more of these.

Then the usual rubbish will resume.

 

 

 

 

 

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Two weeks in.  Or a 'fortnight' as we say in the UK.  I once told a US domme I was looking forward to seeing her in a fortnight and she told me she was looking forward to seeing me bent over for a paddling for that nonsense and I should write her to apologise.  Of course, I immediately had to explain that we Brits prefer to say "write to her" as being more grammatically correct.  She took it very well.  I wish I could say the same of myself two weeks later.

Where was I?

Oh yes, sorry.  More of these.

 

 

 

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So, here we are, one week in to this summer programme of dumping really old captioned photos (some dating back to 2011!) out into the wild... and copied across to tumblr.

How's my holiday going, you ask?  I haven't a clue.  I put all these in the scheduler back in July, moron.  Do try to pay attention.

On we go.

 

 

Yeah, I was not very good at text and photo contrast back then.  Sorry.  Or indeed, at captions really.  A lot of these old ones are a bit shit, I reckon.  I prefer my more recent stuff.

 

 

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I don't seem to have been very good at getting the contrast between letters and background right in some of these very early captions (if it's looking difficult, you make a square of the background into a blur, basically).  Sorry about that.  Hope it's not doing your eyesight any harm. Wouldn't want to add to that myth about masturbation turning you blind.

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Hail to the chief.