Holiday special (14)

Two weeks in.  Or a 'fortnight' as we say in the UK.  I once told a US domme I was looking forward to seeing her in a fortnight and she told me she was looking forward to seeing me bent over for a paddling for that nonsense and I should write her to apologise.  Of course, I immediately had to explain that we Brits prefer to say "write to her" as being more grammatically correct.  She took it very well.  I wish I could say the same of myself two weeks later.

Where was I?

Oh yes, sorry.  More of these.