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| You might want to try noble, stoic silence? No? Oh, OK: frantic pitiful grovelling it is, then. |
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| Don't worry, it's only until next Christmas, then she has other plans for her little porky-boy. |
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| I imagine you're expecting a joke here about being 'tossed off' but I won't because (a) it would be weak, unfunny and in very poor taste and (b) I've done it several times before. |
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| Her paces, obviously. Moron. Do you expect her to change the way she walks just to accommodate you? |
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| Personally I'd rather they were in those cute Young Communist Pioneer outfits. But my opinion doesn't matter. |
Hello Servitor regarding the piggie do you think she will tell him about next Christmas, perhaps give him a calendar to cross off the day's.
ReplyDeleteHello Chas
ReplyDeleteYes, that's a nice idea. And a chart to help monitor his weight: remarkably, unlike many dominant ladies, she's not put him on a strict diet: on the contrary, she actually instructed him to gain a few pounds! She serious about it too - gets thoroughly cross if he does not finish his slops.
Ah, there are some lucky chaps out there. Hope you're one of them.
Best wishes
S