Vacation, all I ever wanted (13)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (12)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (11)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (10)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (9)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (8)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (7)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (6)

Quick reminder (most readers of this blog being male and thus having poor verbal reasoning and comprehension skills): holiday period, Servitor's therefore in kennels for the duration and unable to reply to comments no matter how deliciously humiliating and abusive. Posts will continue to appear thanks to an automatic queuing algorithm, which also writes the captions (which is why they are better than the usual rubbish).  Back 26th-ish, SO and her boyfriend permitting.

Vacation, all I ever wanted (5)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (4)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (3)

Vacation, all I ever wanted (2)

Vacation, all I ever wanted

It's that holiday time again.  Sun, sand, sea and sangria - so it's kennel time for poor old Servitor for two weeks.  Still: at least I won't get rabies. As has become a tradition, I'll queue up a daily post of three random, mostly slightly old but previously unpublished captions.

She should be home to let me out in about two weeks, I understand.

Enjoy.

Obeisance

The trick to a happy marriage is to realise when she's not actually 'asking'.

Mummy's got grown-up things she needs to do, by the look of it, poppet.

I do, I do!

It sounds ideal.

What have I got to lose? Rationally speaking?  Not much, to be brutally honest.

Earning my stripes

And I didn't even use paracetemol - that's cheating.

Poor thing - thinking about it all afternoon like that.

Like steel needles, huh? Oh dear.  Many of us know how awful those can feel.

And don't forget the gratitude time. That's very important.

Submissive women... fear them.  I mean, it's not natural, is it?