Locked and loaded

It's not as much fun as it sounds.

And nor is this, but I'm incorrigible... despite knowing quite a few ladies for whom correction is a career.

Why don't I just shut up and get on with it, you ask?

Oh.  OK.

OK, so she shouldn't have done that.  But then he shouldn't have got cross, should he?  I mean, really.

Good thing you were there to help out.

What's the problem?  He still paid, didn't he?

Too much self-loathing there for you?  Oh, you're really not going to like the one below, then.

I did warn you.  Loser.