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| Her leadership style is simultaneously 'top down' and 'bottom up' if you can imagine such a thing.* |
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| He thought she'd bought them to present him masturbating. But that turned out to be the other package she'd had delivered, the heavier one. |
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| Financial domination is a rapidly-growing segment of the economy, in these difficult times. It's just a more efficient way of giving money to superior ladies, without having to go through all the nonsense of dressing up in fetish clothes, meeting them in person or in any way bothering them. |
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| When you've had enough things slapsplained, oddly enough, you actually find it increasingly difficult to retain information that has been imparted any other way. After a really effective slapsplaining session, for instance, I am usually very well informed on the specific matter under discussion, but find it hard to remember my own name or where I am. |
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| Why not both? Freak pays and fucks off. It's a win-win-lose, which sounds ideal. |
* Very, very long-term readers might notice that I made this joke once before, around 2012 or so, to which I can only reply 'Have you ever considered getting a life?'**
** My own is largely unused, if anyone wants it.
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