Times you really wanna cry

You could try hopping from one foot to another.  It does no good, but it's traditional somehow.

And then they could sit on them sitting on the cones.

If all else fails, 'being male' would do.

I was once told by a sex worker that 45 seconds with me was worth as much to her as an hour or longer with a "normal client". I thought that was such a nice thing to say that I got distracted and nearly missed my deadline.

Let's hope someone brought the lube!