Domestication

Actually, the silver brushes are worse - just ask your future father-in-law while you're doing chores.

 

 

 

It's not fair to expect her to whip you every time something needs doing, now, is it?

It's good they're talking about money, though: many couples don't and it can lead to a lot of pain in their relationships.

He thought that a biology-class themed session would be all about sex, but instead he's learning lots of useful facts.

I find that having a pair of electrodes nestling lovingly against my skin helps keep me closely in touch with her feelings.  I wouldn't have it any other way, even if I could.

 

 

 

And make her some great Princess, six feet high!

Grand, epic, homicidal.

Armpit Fetishist Monthly is just another example of the decline of traditional media, another fine publication swept away by the Internet.  I recall their cookery page with particular affection.

...and by the way, I have posted this before even with the same comment, but.. Oh.  My.  Goddess.  I have to see this  movie!

My office established a system of disciplinary procedures for inappropriate sexual activity. Which to my mind is just having your cake and eating it too... or would be, were I allowed cake.

I'm thinking of paella - perhaps a nice Rioja to go with it? And maybe Roger might like to try bastinado, in keeping with the Spanish theme.

With luck, she'll take up chewing gum obsessively.

Love hurts and so does she.

By the way, this lady is going to feature here rather a lot from now on. Unless she takes out an injunction or something (don't you hate it when women do that?).   Nata!