Freddie's back

If you like Contemplating the Divine* then you will certainly have loved Freddie's Tales.**  You, therefore, like me, will have been devasted when Freddie's Tales disappeared from one day to the next. Also like me, therefore***, you will be absolutely delighted that Freddie is back, with a new blog and no doubt just raring to produce more of  those fabulous Beetle books.

So get yourself over to Freddie's new blog. I - hey come back!  I didn't mean now.  Read the captions below first, moron.  That's what you came here for, right?  Men... I dunno.

My SO and I have been experimenting with pre-signed suicide notes.  It's a kind of next-level thing, you know?  Edgy, I know, but it works for us.

I think I can give her 110%.

Sounds like you are actually going to be discussing it... at length.  But not until you're safely married.

Consent seems to be a theme of this post.  That's because it's so important.  My SO always insists that I consent to everything she does to me.

Thank goodness they no longer hunt foxes.  That was so cruel.

*  And if you don't like Contemplating the Divine what the fuck are you doing here? Are you some kind of weird masochist or something?  Freak.

**  Except the Femsub bits, obviously.  One day, I hope young Freddie will meet a lady who will set him right about the suitability of that sort of material.

*** Writing this, I realise how uncannily similar we are, you and I.  We laugh at the same things, cry together - we should get a drink some time, yeah?