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| "Because I say so" is actually the best reason of all, I've found. |
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| I've heard that 'smelly feet' is actually one of the flavours in those Harry Potter jelly beans, but you have to eat a lot of raspberry and cherry and other such pointless flavours while looking for one. |
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| She hasn't even got that right: that helmet's definitely from the Franco-Prussian War of 1870. Do you think I should tell her? |
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| Don't worry: there'll be lots of chances to apologise during and - taking an optimistic view of how it goes - after, too. |
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| Surely you wouldn't sacrifice your deeply held commitment to the principles of men's lib, just to get into a relationship with a pretty woman? Because that would be shallow and demeaning. Wouldn't it? |
