Lachrymatrices

The annoying thing is, I only bought the car last week. But I guess I can do without it.  It's essential to prioritise, when making important financial decisions.

She doesn't mean the bondage. He likes the bondage.  It's the things she can do to him because he is in bondage that he won't like.

There used to be a brand of condoms that fitted me just perfectly, but the manufacturer decided to stop producing that particular size.  Not enough demand for it, apparently.  Over 20% of men are that size or less, but they make up only 0.3% of all sexual encounters, so... I can't really blame them.

And she'll decide whether you really really need it, or not.

My wife's very sexually demanding too, but I don't have too much difficulty keeping her satisfied: the local male escort agencies all give us loyalty discounts now and if I book in advance as well, I can get up to a 25% off the list price. Which is - just about - affordable on my salary, if I'm careful to economise on everything else.

Impertinence

 

Well, that doesn't seem very fair.  I mean, does Andrew have to ask my permission when he comes in and puts his big muddy boots up on my nice clean chairs?  I think not.

And for you.

Mmm... sissy maid play. Sheer erotic indulgence, every day from 6am right through to bedtime. Hope there's gruel.

Actually he has a surprise for her.  You know those shoes she threw out into the dumpster and thought she'd never see again?  Well...