Tuesday, June 1, 2021

Youngers and betters

 

Memo to self: stop using the phrase "there's nothing worse than X" in front of SO.  She takes it as a personal challenge.



You'll soon discover that a day with no whipping at all is a special day. Very special.
 

 

 

 

Don't worry, they're not having you castrated and lobotomised until after the marriage.  Just after: between the ceremony and the reception.  You can think of it as your wedding gift to them.
 

 

 

 

 

Poor old Simon - doesn't get to see the sexy lingerie!  And to think she was worried you might be jealous of him.






Appendectomy: of course.  After all, that nurse would hardly have shaved his groin area this morning if it was his throat that was being operated on, now would she? 


 

2 comments:

  1. And that enema ward is just a misspelling of Emma. Femsup

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    1. Yes, the hospital's full of spelling mistakes. One institute on its grounds has a sign outside it proclaiming it to be concerned with 'gynarchology' if you can believe such a thing. Probably a male signwriter...

      Best wishes

      S

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