Lap dogs to a slip of a girl

It's funny: in a few weeks he'll probably be complaining it's too hot, staked out there on a lovely summer day with the honey and sweat running off his skin and the ants tickling his face.

I tried a self-help book once.  Apparently my feelings of inadequacy aren't real.  Oh right - so what have I been paying all that tribute for, over the years, then?  Silly book.

Good thing she decided not to wash her hair, as she hates saying no to people.

A survey of the male employees found 82% of them consider the new dress code unbearably humiliating.  Management are working hard to think of something they can do to respond: 18% of males not feeling constantly mortified is simply unacceptable in a truly inclusive workplace.

Just don't leave your used jodhpurs lying around.

Turn it on again

Yes, it's the latest in the increasing desperate series of posts using titles from songs that somehow include a version of the word 'turn'.  It's driving me mad, just another way of passing the day.

As in 'turning points'.

Their beauty and their style

He can do 100 words a minute - most of them being 'sorry'.

 

 

 

I don't see why it's so unethical.  I mean, consent was sought and freely... well, consent was given anyway, which is the main thing.

 

 

 

She’s always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty Orcses.

 

 

I think we can all agree that anyone doing that deserves whatever Hayley feels like handing out (and she's a big strong girl).

Romance, revenge and healthy exercise, all in one long, happy afternoon.

 

Stable relationships

 

Maybe when the two of you are married, you can talk to her about being less cruel to poor dumb animals.

Well, she should have been clearer. It took me ages...

No spoilers, now!

Don't worry, you'll soon warm up after Lady Sarah arrives.

He only discovered about her fetishes after the marriage.  She has quite a few. The ones not involving inflicting pain on older men are mostly about girlfriends and money.