I should apologise to male readers in advance, many of whom may find some of the material here not to their taste: several of the captions contain a lot of words, some of them quite long and obscure, such as 'vicarious', 'distraught' and 'conscientious'. If it's too difficult for you, try asking a woman (if you know any) what the words mean, or you can just masturbate to the pictures of the pretty ladies looking stern, all right?
A lot of men don't want to get married. But then they cry, cry and... marry.
ReplyDeleteThank You, Servitor!
Indeed they do. I cried a lot before my wedding. During and after, too.
DeleteDo you understand there's a 12 word sentence you can say to your partner... that will induce deep emotions of love and impulsive attraction to you buried inside his heart?
ReplyDeleteBecause hidden in these 12 words is a "secret signal" that triggers a man's instinct to love, worship and protect you with all his heart...
====> 12 Words Will Fuel A Man's Desire Impulse
This instinct is so hardwired into a man's genetics that it will make him work better than ever before to make your relationship the best part of both of your lives.
As a matter of fact, fueling this influential instinct is so important to achieving the best ever relationship with your man that the second you send your man a "Secret Signal"...
...You'll soon notice him open his mind and heart for you in such a way he's never expressed before and he will identify you as the only woman in the galaxy who has ever truly attracted him.
Just 12 words, eh? To trigger a man's instincts for love, worship and protection? Gosh. Erm....
DeleteWould it be "Get in here you lazy little bastard and bend over that chair!" ?
No? Oh.
How about "No, darling not this time. You were close, though: maybe next month." ?
Not that either? Right, OK. Gosh... this is difficult.
Oh I know! Is it "Mistress [Xxxx] welcomes respectful applications for in-person sessions, using the contact form." ?
That always works for me.
Dear me, it's come to this. Replying to a spambot. If any genuine readers would like to comment, you know you are always very welcome...
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