Tuesday, February 25, 2020

An orderly marriage

Without question.

Good. Can't wait for my consciousness to be raised.

10 is the new 8?  You know, just the other week my SO was caning me and I thought we'd finished but she announced that 12 was the new 6!  I don't know... when I learnt maths in school it all seemed a lot simpler than that. You just held your hand out and counted until she was finished.

Actually, the vicar turned up on time and I have to say: he was quite cross to see what was happening on top of his altar!  So that was a bit embarassing, but the rest of the wedding day passed off smoothly.  The night didn't go so well, unfortunately, but thank goodness Sven was there too or I think things would really have been difficult.

If I manage to find a copy of the video, I'll share it with you. I've never actually posted a funny cat video - must be the only blog on the Internet not to have done so. 


  1. Everything seems to be in order in this marriage.

    sissy terri

    1. That's because there's a lot of give and take, as in any good marriage.

      Thank you for commenting sissy teri!


  2. Raising consciousness and weals across their backsides at the same time. Fensup

    1. Yup. And if they slip into unconsciousness, she'll just wait until they come around again, before continuing.