Yanking my chain

Don't you hate it when she does that?

Nah, same old. Just got a new hood that's all - and some fresh whip-marks.

Models have something of a reputation for aggressive behaviour, which is often quite undeserved, sad to say. 

To be honest, if I had to choose my perversion, there are probably easier options than being submissive.  But fortunately I cannot choose and as a submissive I'd rather not anyway.

Many brides can be a bit on edge during the big day - the whole 'bridezilla' thing, you know?  Just humour her... soon you'll have tied the knot and can settle down to a lifetime of married bliss.

Hmm.  Seems a bit unprofessional, to have mixed up the creams like that.  Probably best not to complain, though.

Think of all the fun I've missed

Oh, you can wait, surely?  So selfish...

Males often don't listen properly to women.  The best thing, I find, when discussing something important, is to concentrate 100% on listening, not speaking.  That way, there's less danger of a painful misunderstanding.

Accessorise! 

I wouldn't say 'peaked' exactly.  It continued to rise for a bit, then fell off a cliff, so to speak.

Christmas Special tomorrow on Contemplating the Divine!  What's special about it?  Oh, well - the captions are all about Christmas!  Like this one, y'know... not that special, I suppose.  But then who among us is, apart from the ladies obviously?

Enthralled

What a lovely word.  I am her thrall.

Happiest day of your life!  And don't you forget it, you ungrateful little bastard, or she'll give you something to be unhappy about!

 

It's not just convicted sexists, either.  Carry the donor card, help someone to look fabulous after your death.

I've never liked spiders. Bitter acrid flavour and the legs get stuck between your teeth.

Looks fun.  And they give you a little souvenir bag of sugar at the end of the month.  Give it to your domme, the next time you book a normal session and thank your lucky stars it's just fantasy play.

He found her through a card she'd put up in the local telegraphy office.

Controllable lust

I'll just slip into something less comfortable before we start...

Alan's still a little nervous about the situation, OK?  So nothing too freaky when he comes round. 

Still, she looks good in it.  A bit of a waste if she doesn't wear it often... it was quite expensive, after all. Still, I'm sure you don't want her wearing something uncomfortable just for you, do you?

If it's any consolation, the amount of her time you'll be getting for free would run into tens of thousands of pounds, if she were charging in a consensual session.

That's almost as good. And a lot cleaner.

Desperate househusbands

Oh dear... the guys are sure to laugh at me now.  I mean... 'LUT'.  Doesn't mean anything does it?  How ridiculous.

I'm told that masturbating to porn can seriously diminish the male libido over the long run as well, so you just keep on doing what you're doing, 'k?

Actually, only one of them is going to be kissing in a very special place. Just after this conversation, the Mistresses decided it would be one orgasm between them, not one each.  But no jealousy, sissies - play nice!

My SO is very good at dealing with feelings of guilt, too.

Edwardian femdom. There's not enough of it about, in my opinion.

Makes your feet and fingers glow

No, not that. (Warning: SFW)

This.

I don't bother too much about fashion myself.  Life's easier when all you wear is a steel collar. I'm never out of style because I'm never allowed out.

Practice makes perfect.  Next!

Many brides encounter disappointment on their wedding nights.  She just needs to make the best of it and move on, I reckon.

Married couples should try to share one another's interests. It's about making an effort: an act of the will. Sure, he's not so interested in cock, but maybe he could just bend from time to time, hmm?  Is it so hard?

I went to see Justice League.  I've got to say, I have mixed feelings about it.  Maybe... oh I don't know... 20% of the movie is really great but the other 80% was just meh for me. There was some really shoddy camerawork too - like on several occasions, you could clearly see actors in shot, speaking lines and stuff like that, and blocking the view of Gal?  That's just unprofessional.