Tuesday, November 19, 2019

Boys will be toys

Maybe I'm just hungry... I expect she'd say that's because she's feeding me too often.

Lots of men find it quite hard to turn a woman on, sexually, but if you're ever lucky enough to meet a real hard-core sadist, you'll probably find that just doing whatever comes naturally pushes all her buttons in just the right way.

And she's having sex for both of you now, so it's quite a lot of work.

Nasty words can leave an unpleasant taste in the mouth.

Bob's shortlisted for an Oscar, I understand, now.  If he wins, I wonder if he'll put the credit where it is due in his acceptance speech?  Behind every successful man, they say...


  1. If he wins the Oscar what will Anne do with it after he gives it to her?

    1. It seems our minds think in rather similar ways, Mr A - what a horrible old pervert you must be.

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